[bc-dc-vibing]

jason but she’s a butch woman amen

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s a win win. I

get a bit of hope, you get

a cute birb photo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[birdssong]

they're cute

[sockiepuppetry]

The Batman and Robin situation is crazy

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

Flambae when he learns his boss whose ass he’s been staring at is mecha man

[mossy-rossy]

I now need the Z team to take the Omegaverse quiz.

It’d be so funny if everyone comes up as an omega Except Water boy, the ultimate alpha

[mossy-rossy]

I have come to give an idea offering for the Z-Polycule AU!

During the bar fight, a bystander villain that was there recorded all the scenes of Robert throwing hands (cant believe he actually ripped someone's implant off their head and is even biting fingers off).

Villain went on to upload Robert's bar fight onto social media which then Z-team get to witness Robert in his feral mode in 4k.

Cue Z-team's thirst skyrocketing to know that the dude is not just a cookie but more of a TOUGH cookie that is not afraid to fight dirty

Nonnie ur speaking directly to my dick, that 1000% happens omg. That is their dispatcher and apparentlly he will keep getting away with being sexy. they have that video SAVED. Sonar and malevola probably play it as background ambiance when they fuck.

But consider since a rando villain uploaded this on socmed... that other villains also have seen this video. And now the VillainTok is just buzz of

"Ooof whose pretty boy, havent seen him around" ,

“SDN??? Pfffft baby come backkkk join the dark side",

“Go white boy go!”

“I like a man im a little afraid of sticking my dick in" Robert is now an overnight internet sensation and now the Z-team has to fend other horny villains of their dispatcher Made a thing (x)

[mossy-rossy]

Dispatch VillainTok on its knees from last night

"SDN???? More like Succ Daddy Now-" Inspired by Nonnies huge brain from (Here)

[bruciemilf]

Robert and Coop friendship is something that can be SO personal. Mind you:

Coop has BEEN rocking with Robert since the START. She’s his day one.

She sounds impressed when telling the team Mecha Man kicked Flambae’s ass. Calls Robert considerate when he sends her to a mission she likes. Is the only one on the team who doesn’t rib him!

Also? She HAS to know he’s Mecha Man.

You’re telling me someone who spent YEARS in espionage, infiltration, assassinations, stalking, and found a whole ass illegal fighting tournament under 5 minutes can’t recognise a voice? Okay.

1) She absolutely knows he’s Mecha Man.

2) Robert absolutely doesn’t know she knows he’s Mecha Man.

Their dynamic could be so fun because Coop’s affection looks like this:

“You haven’t tried to murder me, torture me, blackmail me, or sell my DNA for cloning purposes. I consider you a fond acquaintance.”

Robert blinks. “That’s…A concerningly low standard. But thank you?”

“In any case, I’ve compiled a detailed list of your enemies, as well as anyone who might potentially betray you in the future. I prepared a bullet point for ways we can prevent that.”

Robert looks at the graceful handwriting with wary eyes. “Coop, this just says ‘murder’ in pink highlighter. Also. Your name is at the top?”

“It’s your favorite highlighter. Also; I brought ice cream for movie night.”

[vulnonapix1234]

Fuck marry kill with mecha man would be so fun. Robert expects them all to kill him. They don't.

It doesn't help that they are all describing what they would do to him in great detail.

He is just sitting behind his desk like

[kbysh-kds]

so dispatch, huh

[oasisnightlights]

A new passion, you say…

this was mostly an experimental thing, i plan to draw more phenomeman and roberts soon with the normal pen i use 👍

[mamagou1]

My V

In my style

In Game

I have theme and the theme is pink, lol. I imagine her thought process is ‘Fuck it, dying anyways, I’m gonna die wearing what I want’. ~~~~~~~~~~ Bonus!

Sketch of ‘Jenny’, aka Johnny in V’s body post Temperance Ending

[mamagou1]

I had fun with photomode lol

[mamagou1]

My V

In my style

In Game

I have theme and the theme is pink, lol. I imagine her thought process is ‘Fuck it, dying anyways, I’m gonna die wearing what I want’. ~~~~~~~~~~ Bonus!

Sketch of ‘Jenny’, aka Johnny in V’s body post Temperance Ending

[boredth]

John Wick taking V's place.

Imagine that except people will be thinking Johnny came back from the dead and has a personality disorder.

Also people would be giving him strange looks because I'd like to think that Johnny would rather kill himself than dress up like a corpo

"Hey! Look! It's Corpo Johnny!"

And the arguments Between John and Johnny lol!

"WHAT ARE THOOOSE??"

[boredth]

Do you think cyber!Wick would notice if V was taking pictures of him with their eye implants that allow them to? Maybe if they had glasses on they might get away with it.

Oh he knows

[rainbow-cadenza]

i was bored

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