[illinicoise]

boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”

me:

[marsixm]

i cant believe this website is a fucking fourth grader

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

sounds about right

[cineastette]

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[cerullos]

susan is EVERYTHING

[thecouchwitch]

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

[thyrell]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[kirikatachibana]

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

[foreverhelives-deactivated20170]

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

[my--darling--dear]

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

[somewhatsolidcrew]

I AM SCREAMING @homeskilletbiscuitt @hennything-goes

[mypsychology]

For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology​

[originalcriminal]

the deadliest mass shooting in US history was committed by a white american. never forget that.

[pastelotus]

[infernelle]

x

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[ebi-chi]

What the fuck are you doing using internet explorer?

[thelovejournals]

I want to be the first thing you touch in the morning and the last thing you taste at night.

Sade Andria Zabala (via thelovejournals)

[cvsy]

[sexemulators]

[photographersunite]

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

[juelzsantanabandana]

Y'all ever heard of a tax refund