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Friendship flashbacks on snapchat are so funny bc I only use is for sexting so the whole flashback was just me riding cawk

#shutupmell #damn my last posts are depressing as hell #anyways #I’ve been sexting this old british guy for about three years now

mammaryjamboree

This woman just bombarded me because she has ants in her apartment and she’s leaving to get married at a destination wedding tomorrow do not piss me off right now holy shit

mammaryjamboree

I’m so overwhelmed I just want to cry and go home for real

This woman just bombarded me because she has ants in her apartment and she’s leaving to get married at a destination wedding tomorrow do not piss me off right now holy shit

#people have BIGGER PROBLEMS STUPID ASS #LIKE GODDAMN BITCH THEYRE ANTS WE TOLD YOU WE’RE COMING TO FIX IT BUT WE HAVE SHIT GOING ON TOO #I’m preparing for a fucking custody battle and talking to lawyers about the deaths of my siblings and your losing your mind to me over ants #we already told this girl we have exterminators on the way and you’re yelling at us? like I’m sorry I only have one maintenance man #and he has to move two refrigerators by himself and needed one hour to eat?#I’m so annoyed it’s crazy I hate customer facing jobs dude

My brother in law made a playlist of all my sisters last listened to music for all of us, I just want to cry reading it because our tastes were so similar, we listened to the same stuff because she was such an influence on me growing up

#it’s like I lost a big part of me and I don’t know how to get it back

I’m so overcome with grief I can’t think about my family without the need to scream until my lungs give out

#my big sister is gone #everyone is dying #or being torn apart #I have to force myself into ignoring it in order to function #I don’t know how to be there for my family and I don’t want to discuss it with my friends

Whyyy does everyone ask me for money? I’m supposed to be the youngest here damnit!

#to be fair it’s just four different people but that’s a lot when you pay for two people as it is #they never pay me back either smh

itsbrig

I have deep love for the cat.

jame7t

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

jame7t

no hope for you even at all

I just… I used to spend so much time making art but the uncolored doodles is what gets attention😭 I’ll take it I guess!

I have to pretend to be shocked that making fanart gets you a ton of likes bc why are my two ms paint doodles doing on Twitter

#I mean numbers by my standards since I don’t post #now I got folks following uhhh I’m justa office worker I don’t have the hutspa to keep up on social media

God I missed booping, like that’s the stuff

valiants

Cod harem starring Simon G Riley

hemipenal-system

anyway fae lord frotting and fucking their transformed pets

hemipenal-system

fae lord calling their human pet into the room like “i wanna get knotted, pet. badaboom you’re a wolf now. mount me”

nattousan

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

nattousan

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw