what to heck

19|fl

[botanize]

[beyoncebeytwice]

[joshmuratori]

[melaninerd]

Truly this is men

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[pochowek]

brain: do you have your wallet and your phone and your keys and your pocket knife and y-

me: *playing my ass and thighs like a bongo set at this point*

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[bpdminds]

Someone in my near vicinity: *looks in my general direction* My paranoid ass: oh great, they’re reading my mind

[alycyn]

when u write a long message to someone and get a short reply

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

owls are bullshit and here’s why

[pychopath]

@dubydoods

[unknownowlthing-deactivated2025]

this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

thanks! i hate it

[dailytwitterposts]

[gonebyionnalee]

I can’t fucking breathe the girl in front of me just opened her email and that was the only thing in it

[pocblog]

literally me

[kirstengillibrand]

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

this cant fuckin be real

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Wow

[babygvl]

someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin

[i-like-lots-of-things]

[serotnin]

trying to do anything while dissociating

[railroadsoftware]

me: (farts right before leaving a store) my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing me: no we got to go right now

[woodmeat]

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

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