I have no idea what I'm doing...

[babyanimalgifs]

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[seatrench]

(source)

[ink-bird]

[ingridbergman]

[caitmayart]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[prismsgalaxy]

[death-by-lulz]

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

[thenatsdorf]

Man helps pigeon waiting for a drink of water. (note: fountain is sanitary/safe for humans) (via zetnev)

[dmh3000]

Every damn year. 

I need to learn how to draw a decent Batman pic.

[nursemchurt-deactivated20141215]

So what you’re trying to say is that women people prefer well-drawn pictures of their favorite superheroes over really shitty indie comics about boobs?

Sounds right.

[suddenlycomics]

Are we supposed to feel sorry for the person whose humor comic featuring a disembodied pair of breasts on the cover is getting passed over? Incredible.

[sweetguts]

this feels like it should be a parody but it isnt and that’s hilarious

maybe try not being sexist unfunny douchelords next time

[fatherofthebride]

the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

[fatherofthebride]

he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume

[greelin]

“how many times have you even watched that movie”

[thenatsdorf]

Grandmother said she would send a cardinal as a sign after she passes. Grandmother passed, a cardinal visited, and cardinal doesn’t want to leave. <3

[baaulp]

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

[rnavka]

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[feistyfrank]

[saiasus]

@totalariana

[lifeinflames]

QUEEN OF NINTENDO!!!!!

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.