Pun for Hire

Emma, 26, bisexual disaster, they/them, INTP/INFPDoll Commissions are OPEN! 100% grade A shipper trash. Talk to me about Star Wars, SWTOR, Pokémon, music, writing or shipping. I have a lot of OCs, and am open to answering questions about them.

[lacetulle]

Michael Cinco | Impalpable Dream of Maharaja 

[shigetaharua]

well… you’ve failed 😍

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

[official-lucifers-child]

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[wolfwarrior142]

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

[new-timeline-new-me]

i thought the umbrella academy couldn’t get any more relatable in terms of actually understanding how siblings act but then season two comes along with shit like:

“I’m going to BEAT you and not the way you like it” 

“cHiLDrEn iN tHe bAcK” and then klaus just fucking falling over the seat. 

klaus showing up to allison’s house seeing a body and immediately going “are we burning or burying” 

five being So Done with Luther all season but still pushing him out of the way from the bricks falling

“Luther sniffs dad’s underwear” 

“You have had your possession privileges REVOKED”

and then ben going still worth it

everyone mentally rolling their eyes when diego starts talking about how he likes a girl (don’t @ me you know they were)

five pretending not to care about them but actually caring a lot™

the entire part where they’re lifting the tractor. diegos like fucking finally and luthers like we can leave you here would you like that.

diego forgiving vanya in less than a minute

the entire scene with klaus allison and vanya

everyone being like ok i understand why you would want to kill them but i still can’t let you

luthers forced smile at strangers after five yells “IM THE DADDY HERE” literally what i do when one of my brothers does something stupid in public

luther trying to keep the peace between the fives is just a whole ass mood tbh

klaus going over the ‘possession ground rules’ with ben

“klaus you’re so FILTHY” 

Ben and klaus’s little piss fight on the side of the road

“you look like antonio banderas with the long hair”

diego and luther when five shows up covered in blood

but we didn’t kill the comission! yeah that entire conversation especially “Five what did you do?”

[bisexualmagnum]

[mandalorian-mayhem]

@infernalhera

[dblacat]

[hoshees]

The future that once seemed hazy, turned vivid once I met you.

[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

[jimint]

i shall call him squishy.

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[j-sprrr]

[mechanical-bogwitch]

Asking for help again

https://www.gofundme.com/f/kghvvy-help-us-stay-afloat?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

Made a gofundme again because we don’t have any backup funds right now and my roommate and I are just trying to survive. I still haven’t gotten a job, no matter how much I apply and interviews have been few and far between. Roommate will have work again when school starts, but we need help with bills and rent.

I’m asking for help with either spreading this or actual donations. Please just help us.

[infernalhera]

I’m the roommate in question. We’re in a bad spot. We made it through last month on donations and help from my family but, frankly, my dad is the epitome of that one meme about parents who provide financial support at the cost of abuse. I cannot go to him again. I never wanted to in the first place.

[mechanical-bogwitch]

I should add to this that I don’t really have the ability to go to family for help. My mom isn’t around, my dad has cut me off from just talking to him and my sisters couldn’t afford to help. Unemployment has denied every claim, jobs haven’t been willing to hire me… We’re in a really severely bad spot, so please…

[petrichorbangtan]

The duality of man

[newtypezaku]

[mandalorian-mayhem]

@infernalhera

[jung-koook]

what a masterpiece he is

[mechanical-bogwitch]

I know that things are tough for everyone right now, and I was hoping to have things sorted a long while ago so it wouldn’t get to this point, but…

Roommate and I are kind of in a bad financial spot at the moment. If you could spread this, or, if you’re able to, donate or commission me.

Thank you

GoFundMe 

Commission Info

[mechanical-bogwitch]

Super fun update: didn’t get any of the jobs I interviewed for. Please share or help if you can.

[mechanical-bogwitch]

I truly appreciate all the donations that we’ve gotten, but we’re not out of the woods yet. Please keep spreading this. If not for me and my roommate, then for our cats.

[mechanical-bogwitch]

So we still have some bills to pay and rent is coming up, too. None of the jobs I’ve interviewed for have panned out, some bills are turning out to be more than they were supposed to and unemployment is blocking me and still pending for my roommate. I appreciate any help we can get but we’re not out of the woods yet.

[prettyasice-deactivated20230416]

[anakiin-deactivated20210712]

star wars + text posts (13/?)