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hey! I'm Amanda, I'm 22, from Minnesota, cis female, and I'm addicted to this place. My ask is always open for anything! humor blog and other stuff occasionally (She/her pronouns) I follow back similar blogs and others I like :) #blacklivesmatter #translivesmatter

[supercalvin]

Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself playing Donkey Kong 64, in its entirety (including picking up every single banana) and all money would go to a UK charity for trans youth (Mermaids) and his initial goal was $3,000 and now it’s been 26 hours into the stream and he’s already over $51k. I just need people to know about this https://m.twitch.tv/hbomberguy

Hbomberguy - Twitch

[smfih]

[j7eternal-deactivated20180402]

THIS!!!!!!!

[liloloveyou024]

I think Bo Burnham put it best

(From God’s Perspective (x))

[cosmicblushes-moved-deactivated]

love that adhd feel when “and there goes my ability to read”

[adhighdefinition]

why u ask? - it’s too noisy - my brain keeps thinking too many Thoughts - re-read it again till u die - BOREDOM!!! - constantly zoning out - the tiny sound in the distance - too stressed out because I CAN’T READ

isn’t adhd fun!!!

[daggers-drawn]

I love when my eyes just slip right off the page and I daydream about the paragraph I just read until I’m just staring off into the distance holding a book for half an hour.

[mollyspurg]

I saw that ad on facebook for customizable crazy straws and i didn’t even think i just smashed the purchase button and 2 weeks and $15 later this arrived at my house 

[bigmammallama5]

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

[lesbofujo]

I think we need to talk about how dangerous softboy nerd sexual predators are. Every single time I’ve been creeped on or taken advantage of in college it wasn’t by a drunken jock fratboy. It was by a soft anxious nonthreatening nerd boy whose strategy was to get compassionate girls to feel sorry for him

[meryderpyderp-deactivated202207]

Men who say they’re Rick’s when they’re all actually Jerry’s. 

[eowynluna]

this is the first time i have seen this show referrenced to make i good point, and let me just say that it is about damn time

[stimman4000]

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[themodernmisandrist]

If men stopped working…the world would continue on.

If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.

[algo-hermoso]

What?

[tabathagfitzgerald]

there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day.  working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff.  you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day. iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world. is your astonishment solved now?

[artisinmysoul-deactivated201901]

yES 

[rainbownightmares]

Here’s an article on it

[coonazz74]

Very true.

[tinygaysouffle]

people who are like “yeah, but i’m sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!” not really tho bc look at WWII??

[systlin]

^

Literally what happens then is women say “Ok fine we’ll do that too” and do it. 

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[teathattast]

[1kpenny]

[carnival-phantasm]

Lost in the sauce

[alexander]

awhhhh

[danateacupchildsanchez]

[ieafy]

angella~

[anightmarefantasmic]

[rosezemlya]

See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk.  On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role.  But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.

I just…love him.

[smellyalaternerds-deactivated20]

Kronk is the best hands down.

[guchaigue]

I had a terrible dream the venom symbiote’s eyes are actually its eyebrows

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

You want motivation? My parrot is up at 6.30 every morning, cursing and denying god. What are YOU doing in those precious morning hours? Sleeping? Pathetic.