in love with this Norwegian trotter named Express Go that’s won 7/7 races so far, is only 14.2hh, and has taught herself to duck down her head to give herself super speed (and lengthen her stride I guess)
She trots like haaland runs

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in love with this Norwegian trotter named Express Go that’s won 7/7 races so far, is only 14.2hh, and has taught herself to duck down her head to give herself super speed (and lengthen her stride I guess)
She trots like haaland runs
saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head
every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/
rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone
I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version
Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you
Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you
Are you surviving?
100% no, my corpse is desecrated
100% no, but I am given a proper burial
Yes, but with major injuries
Yes, but with minor injuries
100% yes, not a scratch on me
Other (explain in tags)
Ganymede and Orpheus.
Just gonna sit in my Fujo Chair and watch the twink slap-fight.
Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer Movie (1985)
The Sun, the Moon, and the Stars, by Greg Mort (1999)
What is prev to you?
the smell of woodsmoke in the dark
sunlight glittering on drifts of snow
opening chords to a classic song after an ad break on the radio
daisies in a mason jar
the curve in the road you always take a bit too fast
blank notebook with a leather cover
a stone church with carvings and spires and stained-glass
a cool pillow and a warm blanket at midnight
playlist that makes sense to no one else
yellow leaf floating down a clear cold river
silver fog over green hills and warm hands in raincoat pockets
a strain of violin music floating through a crowded subway
you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.
Here are a few favorites to get you started:
Mango lassi
Cherry cobbler
Peach & arugula salad
It's our anniversary.
My marriage is old enough to vote.
Cats
Tumblr should take away the anon ask feature so if you're going to be a fuck all little bitch to people you have to do it as a registered user.
If you want to be a hater, grow a pair and do it on main.
This is just my response to seeing numerous people get anon hate.
I do my part! If I fucking hate you. I tell it to you with my url hanging out.
I BITE!
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I BITE AGAIN!
Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house
Овцы-лошадки by Ivan Novikov, 1926.
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It is not an exaggeration that I have wanted a simple black cat for almost twenty years. I keep saying, 'Next time we adopt from the shelter,' as if almost every cat we've had hasn't been a surprise from the universe.
But has the Cat Distribution System provided me with a House Panther?
No.
What do I get?
A butler
Fluffbucket
A tabby
Another tabby
Marmalade Hellbeast
Skin goblin
Doesn't count if it's fluffy
Tortitude
A dairy cow
Nebuchadnezzar
Henson Factory escapee
Another fluffbucket
Doesn't count if it's naked
Burnt loaf of bread
Potato
Legy
Orange
Maybe one of these days.