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[pinkpolkadotgirl]

WICKED: FOR GOOD SPOILERS!!!

jon m. chu was on a mission to cause mental breakdowns for lesbians with this scene

[multifandominfj]

I’ll take “There’s absolutely no heterosexual explanation for this” for $1000, Ken.

[oddly-romantic]

in my mind this is how the scene goes

[lenscaptured-sunsets]

me watching the wicked: for good trailer for the millionth time

“i’ve heard it said …”

[swifttgrande]

JUST KISS ALREADY

[valtsv]

… anyway, as i was gaying,

[valtsv]

[mandyprescott]

You are my greatest adventure ❤️

[a-team11-deactivated20230425]

“She’s not invited” - Ali Krieger // Men In Blazers

🎥 // 7.29.19

[gay-white-bread]

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

[amypoehler]

[sawing4teens]

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

[humorstar]

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[oceancuresall]

[amedrops]

[femmennial-blog]