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we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

hbmmaster

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

raisinchallah

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

girlmostlikely

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

lesbianwithchainsaws

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked this guy in a graveyard and he told me that zydrate comes in a little glass vile. And the little glass vile goes into the gun like a battery. And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. And when the gun goes off, it sparks, and you're ready for surgery

#a little glass vial?#A LITTLE GLASS VIAL !!

byjove

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

mevil

#they liek to be 2gether

zedogica

having a body made of meat sucks ass

engygeron-deactivated20260524

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

zedogica

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

transmechanicus

Bartender, glue his pussy shut

catgirl-kaiju

uh oh! the villainous Dr. Frown has stolen all of the smiles from Happy City! we need the aid of Gigglegirl to put a stop to his reign of terror! :(

catgirl-kaiju

okay, so, we were expecting Gigglegirl to just, like, cheer up the citizens of Happy City to return our smiles. we did not expect her to do that to Dr. Frown. our deep and sincere condolences to the Frown family