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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

gumi-megpoidd

never understood why porn rips the tights at the crotch. just suck her off through them?

moniameluzzi

In Silence (2008) -Chiharu Shiota

features an abandoned piano concert wrapped in black thread.

unusual

stargoyle

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

bird-gifs-collection-agency

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

hydrahowl

you pet me

hydrahowl

you Pet me

cybermanes

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

qqchurch

milanesa42

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

elliespectacular

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

clowncarfullofrats

redstonedust

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.