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BEST LONG-TIME PINING SHIPS: ROUND 4/SEMI-FINALS MATCH 1
(The blupjeans art was made by @herbgerblin !!)
Which is the best long-time pining ship?
Barry Bluejeans/Lup (Blupjeans) from The Adventure Zone: Balance
Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye (Royai) from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Reasons to vote for each ship underneath the cut!
Best TAZ Balance NPC Round 5- Poll 2
Lup
Angus McDonald
I haven’t posted on here in a while but here, a comic!!
The IPRE didn’t let just ANYONE on the starblaster. Nah. They had to be scientists!
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Crystal Kingdom Accidental Foreshadowing Compilation
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Every TAZ Live Show
Griffin: You find yourselves in a–
Justin: Where Is My Husband.
Griffin to Magnus in the first episode: “If a fucking skeleton rips your arms off, you’re not gonna be like, ‘But then, a dragon comes out of my knife, and it was there the whole time and he loves me!’”
also Griffin, sixty-six episodes later: don’t worry Taako, this is the part where your lich sister comes out of your umbrella to save the day because she was there the whole time and she loves you
randomly I am thinking about merle highchurch and just. the fact that he’s so utterly irreverent and not even remotely religious despite being a cleric and the line “I may not be your pan but you will always be my merle” and just the implication that for a hundred years merle landed on world after world and every single pan on every single one of those worlds took one look at this god-awful plant-horny dwarf and went holy shit holy shit I love this little guy he’s my poor little meow meow my scrimblo I’m gonna give him superpowers
ok this post exploded so I want to share my favorite tags
courtesy of @orange-frog
and
courtesy of @lexarga
pan heelying into the deity break room: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I just found a new favorite follower im gonna make him my guy I’m gonna play favorites I’m gonna give him superpowers
the raven queen, who recently (in god years) adopted her new boy kravitz, a handsome, charming, and respectable young composer: oh congratulations, pan! who is it?
pan: [gestures to merle who is crouched down on the ground with his butt in the air eating dirt] isnt he beautiful
the raven queen:
[merle spits out a rock]
istus: you know I can kinda see it
pan: RIGHT
Taz Balance AU where the Reclaimers are constantly wearing graphic tees they’ve owned for upwards of a decade and the Director is Dying. Highlights include:
Madame Director: “And this is my butler, Davenport” All three boys, pointing dramatically at Magnus’s “If found, please return to Davenport” shirt: “EYYYY! :D” (note: there are exactly six copies of that shirt in existence. Davenport has a matching shirt that says “I’m Davenport” He doesn’t wear it anymore)
Carey: “I didn’t know you had a sibling, Taako.” Taako, wearing his third favorite “I’m the cool twin” shirt (the one with glitter but no rhinestones): “What are you talking about I’m an only child”
All three of them show up to training wearing identical shirts with a photo of the entire Starblaster Crew riding a roller coaster screenprinted on the front. Neither rollercoasters nor photography exist on this planet.
The boys try to convince Kravitz that they aren’t death criminals. It’s hindered by the fact that Merle’s shirt says “I’ve had a lot of ideas, and only 50 of them killed me!” with the 0 repeatedly crossed out and replaced with increasingly higher numbers
Somebody wakes Lucretia up in the middle of the night to deal with a crisis and she’s wearing a shirt that says “I Survived the Destruction of my Home Planet and All I Got was this Stupid T-Shirt”. They assume that the staticked out bit is a voidfish joke.
they probably learned astronomy from some plane at some point, but imagine how funny it would be if the Starblaster crew knew all this stuff about planes but didn’t know basic astronomy.
think about it. the Starblaster was their planet’s “first spaceship”. they skipped right over space travel to go for planar travel. what if they just don’t know anything about space because they’re too busy with magic and dimensions
Lup: so they call the Blood Moon a “lunar eclipse” here. i don’t know why, it’s in full view.
Barry: maybe the celestial bodies are tied to gods here so the moon’s mad that the sun’s eclipsed. from the moon. because it went under the planet.
A random high school student who learned basic astronomy b/c they have that on this plane:
[ID: Sonic screenshot meme with caption: Eggman: What are you two FUCKING talking about? /End ID]
Maureen Miller, showing the crew how stuff zooms out from the planet, the solar system, the galaxy, etc:
The Starblaster Crew: o_O omg… that’s so fucked up
#LMAO#does this explain why lucretia’s first impulse when building her secret base#was to make a second moon?#lucretia: i don’t know where moons come from and at this point i’m too afraid to ask (via @terezis)
merle is a flat-earther
Finally actually colored the bonbon
after aubrey, dani and harris come back from sylvain they probably stay on earth for a few months so it seems logical that harris should get his own disguise charm (and the longer he’s with aubrey the more he evolves and is eventually able to speak because i really want him to). indrid makes the charm and mama organises fake papers for one harris little, aubrey little’s adopted son.
I’m sure this hasn’t been done yet right?
i’ve been relistening to taz:balance and remembering my favs so i drew some fam time
The Director leans forward over her desk, her face drawn and intent. “So I suppose you’re wondering why I called you three in h–”
“Actually, Madam Director,” Taako interrupts, “I’m wondering how you got this lavender tea so right.”
The Director blinks. “I simmer the lavender blossoms in a saucepan with water and honey, because I’m not a fucking barbarian. Twenty minutes, dash of vanilla, the whole thing. Anyway–”
“It’s good tea,” Merle pipes up.
“Thanks, Merle. So–”
“Hold up, hold up. Holllld up.” Taako actually raises his hand. “How– okay, I mean, what the hell, that’s exactly how I make lavender tea, how’d you know?”
“I know everything, I’m the Director.”
“Are you spying on us?” Magnus says, suddenly interested.
“I can, uh, no, I can’t confirm that, or, deny, that horrific breach of employer-employee confidentiality. I probably just know that stuff because of all the cool superpowers you get when you’re in charge of a secret moon-based operation.”
Merle waves his hand enthusiastically. “Hey, what’s tattooed on my butt!”
“Kenny Chesney, which I know on account of you came into my actual office with your whole entire ass hanging out.”
“It was like three quarters, max,” Magnus says. “Hey, what’s my favorite tea?”
“You think tea is for chumps.”
“I do,” Magnus says, earnestly pleased.
“Does anyone have any non-tea related questions?”
Merle waves his hand again. “Do you know about our secret st—“
“Taped under Magnus’s bed. Yes.”
“Aw,” Magnus says to his tea.
“For someone with such extensive woodworking proficiency, I really thought you’d have, like, a secret drawer somewhere,” the Director says thoughtfully.
“Hey, taped under the mattress is a classic,” Taako says.
“It’s very, mm, very college hijinks, reminiscent, very Animal House.”
“Bullshit, you never watched Animal House,” Merle says.
“I may— I might have. You don’t know.”
“Name one— name one scene! Just one! Gimme a quote!”
“I don’t have to, because I’m your boss. Can I get back to telling you about your new incredibly important mission to save the whole— basically the whole entire world, already, or do you want to waste more time playing Fantasy fucking Trivia?”
The three Reclaimers look at each other, and then Taako uses mage hand to pour himself more lavender tea.
“What’s Merle’s favorite tea?” he asks, grinning, and the Director drops her face into her hands.
“Chamomile,” she says, in the grave, sorrowing tones of one who must bear the unbearable, year after thankless fucking year. “He thinks it’s sexy.”
i absolutely love how this is written just as the macelroys would voice it
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY CRUSH THE LIFE OUT OF YOUR FAVORITE LESBIAN
[ID: Digital comic featuring Carey and Killian. Carey is a blue dragonborn. She’s wearing a white turtleneck under an orange vest and pants, belted with a black sash. Killian is an orc with green skin and black hair, braided over one shoulder. She has scars on her arms and face, fangs, and she’s wearing a sleeveless white shirt, beige bandana, and brown pants with a belt.
In the first panel, Killian is grinning with her arms spread white; her legs are bent as if she is mid-run. In the second panel, Carey poses similarly, running with her arms spread wide. In the third panel, Killian tackles Carey into a hug in mid-air. Carey’s eyes are wide. In the last panel, they fall to the ground. Killian kisses Carey, who appears flustered. Her legs kick in the air. There are hearts surrounding them in every panel. /ID]
