venhedis

pii • 23 • they/them

[carnadelions-deactivated2024010]

absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them

[carnadelions-deactivated2024010]

"what do you see in them" only the very worst. i hope this helps

[ironinkpen]

it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known

[ironinkpen]

someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]

me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]

[ash-rigby]

“and part of this character’s arc is them learning how to be loved and cared for”

me every time: oh my god part of this character’s arc is them learning how to be loved and cared for

[fttitv]

breakfastless behavior

[escuerzoresucitado]

eggy wets

[shirtsthatgohard]

[chikuto]

when you see a calendar do you flip to your birth month to make sure your associated image slaps or are you some sort of freak

[peachdoxie]

Imagine being the person whose boobs were photoshopped onto Gandalf and just stumbling across Gandalf's Big Naturals and knowing they're yours.

[pointnclick]

you have my breasts

[hotvampireadjacent]

[magneto-burrito]

Vash the Stampede + Text Posts

[juuxzi]

the weight you carry

[daz4i]

i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.

[daz4i]

i don’t want to victim blame but maybe if he didn’t want to be called babygirl he shouldn’t have been such a babygirl. just a thought.

[berlynn-wohl]

plot 150 words bed-sharing 200 words smut 800 words projecting my fears, insecurities, and anxieties onto a fictional character 9,356 words fluff 150 words someone who is good at fan fiction please help me budget my WIP, my family is dying

[sunken-standard]

150 words of plot seems excessive.

[berlynn-wohl]

thank you for the reasonable advice

[valtsv]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by breaking them out of a maximum security prison facility

[patroclusdefencesquad]

oh that man in your show killed people? oh he's covered in their blood? [gets out notebook] what's his name? what show is this?

[forwhomtheyeastrolls]

[maykitz]

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

[the-better-rainbow-unikitty]

This tag deserves to be seen

[dazaiapologism]

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist