Mango

I lived as day man, occasionally night man

[sm64mario]

[nerdreamer]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[theo-likes-stars]

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[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[macdenlover]

my beautiful perfect bratty annoying middle aged princess

[murreler]

bros sleeping

[murreler]

all I could think about when he was trying to pack a bindle in Mac and Charlie die part 1

[mangotestudo]

The fool wishes to henceforth never suffer from “tummy problems.” Application DENIED

[noihavenosanitythanksforasking]

"my life started when i found u in the woods"

mike when he found el in the woods: hey so have u see a small cute boy about this tall with the most beautiful eyes youve ever seen and soft hair that blows in the summer wind?

el: ?

mike: *hyperventilating*

[byjove]

I like how cats enjoy sitting on the backs of other creatures. They’ll do it to humans if you’re lying on your stomach or crouched down. They’ll do it to horses. They’ll do it to sheep. They’ll do it to big dogs. They just like doing it.

[cowboysoupbowl]

hey alexa play "the boxer" by simon and garfunkel

[mangotestudo]

I need to have a panic attack and a mental breakdown but unfortunately I don’t have an opening in my schedule :/

[mangotestudo]

Me too, big bird, me too

[lewyp00l]

Another week another cherik hell

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini bird wearing a hat!