Maurice

Hi I like puns.

[funnytwittertweets]

[loveliesttime]

new year’s eve more like happy anniversary troy and gabriella

[memeuplift]

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything

[toastbutteregg]

[imminent-death-syndrome-deactiv]

[mytoecold-deactivated20180808]

[mythwoven]

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

It’s 2009. Your mom comes in to tell you it’s a snow day. It’s the best day ever.

[feliicityrampant]

you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”

[dripcrust]

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

[wyblogging]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

[fuks]

drink more water

[drankinwatahmelin]

coconut oil

[nutinurmommyfivetimes-deactivat]

cum

[imsoshive]

Suck a dick

[notnando]

black soap

[thiskidterry-deactivated2023012]

eat ass

[colachampagnedad]

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[teenagerposts]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[kristina100000]

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

the phone’s WHAT?

[kristina100000]

ITS

[dxdhvdghjknlsmss]

spinach baby

[dxdhvdghjknlsmss]

that’s spinach, baby