three can't keep a secret
rated e | 6.8k | buddie | crack treated seriously, unreliable narrator, getting together
Routine is not the way Buck ever expected to describe his sex life. He misses sex, and he was saying that very casually in conversation with his brother-in-law as one does, to which his brother-in-law replied, “Why don’t you ask Eddie? You spend all your time together anyway—an afternoon delight can’t be weirder than everything else you two’ve got going on,” before pausing and murmuring, “Plus, he’s good at it.” Which is when Buck whipped around so quickly it probably could’ve registered on a radar speed gun. Now, pointing a wooden spoon at Chimney, he asks, “What do you mean ‘he’s good at it’?”
Or, Buck finds out Eddie had a threesome. With Maddie and Chimney.
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