lizzy

18~♒️~here for all the fictional characters i wish i could date for real

[moonytoastx]

Sirius, turning around in an office chair: "I've been expecting-"

Sirius, still spinning: "Shit-"

Sirius, grabbing a flower pot, still spinning: "Shit!"

Sirius, falling: "S H I T-"

[through-bloodshot-eyes-deactiva]

regulus: okay, i’m going to get the wedding cake.

james: perfect, while you do that i’ll check on the ring bear.

regulus: ...

regulus: you mean ring bearER, right?

james: ...

regulus: look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[kermit-the-hag]

[Eddie walks out in sports clothes]

Robin: Hey, Eddie, are you going running?

[Eddie nods and leaves without saying anything]

Robin: Oh, my God. What is wrong with Eddie?

Mike: Yeah, what happened? Is he okay?

Steve: If anything, we should be asking what is right with Eddie.

Lucas: He only goes running if he's upset. And he's wearing his sad hoodie.

Max: And by the looks of it, it's been washed, which is bone-chilling.

Steve: He's fine. Everything's okay.

[Dustin bursts into the room in a panic]

Dustin: I just passed Eddie on the street running, on purpose! Oh, my God!

Steve: Maybe I was wrong.

Dustin: [Yelling out the window] Eddie! Are you okay?! I see you! And I love you!

Steve: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

[mooomoony]

James: You killed him!

Regulus: Actually I believe he died of natural causes

Barty, checking the body: There appears to be a knife in his throat.

James: I thought you said he died of natural causes?!

Regulus: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife lodge in your throat

Barty, nodding: It would be considered unnatural if he survived

[manicpixify]

my overflowing shelves full of books watching me make countless google sheets, google docs and posts about books instead of reading them:

[marauder-queen]

Sirius: If we ever have our kids, I'm gonna tell them all about the QUEEN.

James: "Our kids"? Sirius, we're not married.

Sirius: Dude.

Sirius: We're a little married.

James: I know, I love it.

[we-r-loonies]

james: i wasn't "in love" with him, i was just helping out a friend-

remus: oh, please, when he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month

remus: AND i saw you eat a cheeseburger

the other marauders + the girls: *collective gasping*

[through-bloodshot-eyes-deactiva]

james: hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

regulus: his cats' names are honey and bella.

james: that's not what i asked.

regulus: that is all the information i have.

[bartycrouchjrismyboyfriend]

remus: does it still hurt?

regulus:only when i talk.

remus: well it’s a good thing you’re not sirius then. blah blah blah blah blah.

sirius from the other side of the room:wHO DO *voice crack* YOU THINK U ARE?!

[midnightepiphany]

[marlenemckinnonslover]

Regulus: I hate you. James: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

Sirius: My mother would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch.

Sirius: she knew the crust was my favourite part.

Sirius: she hated me so much.

[strangerthingsfoundfamily]

Steve: Baby, can you pay this for me?

Eddie: Sure thing, love.

Dustin: He can't just pay for you!!

Eddie: Why not? I'm his boyfriend, I get him everything he wants.

Nancy: We're playing monopoly.

[steddies-slut]

Incorrect ST quotes 13#

Robin: I told Eddie that his ears turn red when he lies.

Steve: Do they?

Robin: No.

Steve: Then why did you tell him that?

Robin: Because I can do this.

Robin: Hey Eddie! Do you love Steve?

Eddie, with his hands over his ears: No

[pearlsnshells]

idk if this has been done already

[mrthisisnotme-deactivated202411]

*Remus getting down on one knee*

Sirius *gasping*: OMG YES.

Remus: i didn't even ask yet-

Sirius *jumping*: THE ANSWER IS YES

Remus: Sirius, love, let me get through this

Sirius *still jumping*: REMUS PLEASE

Remus: but i had an speech and-

Sirius *jumping jumping jumping*: JUST PUT THE RING ON MY FINGER.

[stevesbipanic]

Kidnapper: We have your children

Steve: *does a head count of his seven nuggets* No, they're all here?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwiches?

Steve: Oh god, you have Robin and Eddie!