Alex

tickle tickle on your pickle - the riddle man

[mannequinhandsinyerma]

Updating this pinned after like a year or so. (Edited 13/7/26)

This blog is literally just where I say my thoughts, and I have a lot of them.

I have an art blog that I'm hoping to post more on when I have motivation @mannequalex

I'm 20, (22/2/06 if you wanted to wish me a happy birthday I suppose)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[mrwatermelaun]

Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"

Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."

Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"

Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."

Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."

Robbie: "...told you, man."

Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"

Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."

Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"

Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"

[muoi-art]

Based on @otrebot ‘s art

[star-angel-selkie]

[justyourtypicalwriter]

Kyman but Cartman lowkirkenuinely kills Kyle somehow and Kyle’s petty ass haunts him from the grave but he also doesn’t wanna admit he’s dead and been bested and crashing out “I’m Alive” from Next To Normal style (they’re super gay and in love)

[mannequinhandsinyerma]

Bro I hate hot weather because my house gets invaded by flies and now they're crawling on my ass cheeks while I'm doom scrolling on the toilet

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

things that seem small can be really brave:

getting up in the morning

asking for help

stopping when you know you’ve pushed yourself too hard

admitting when you were in the wrong

forgiving yourself

making an effort even when you don’t have the motivation

reaching out to others when you feel alone

+ much more

[mannequinhandsinyerma]

Things I heard all the time growing up as an undiagnosed autistic girl

"Okay Wednesday Addams." (Or some other comparison to her)

"Okay Matilda" (Or some other comparison to her)

"Okay Dr Brennan/Bones" (Or some other comparison to her)

"Why don't you smile? Smile. You should really smile some more. Why are you always such a miserable little bitch? It won't kill you to smile."

"You're so blunt."

"People don't like you because you're an opinionated little bitch."

"Why are you such a moody bitch?"

"You think you're so smart, don't you? Little smartass bitch. No wonder you don't have any friends."

"Stop being a stroppy bitch and just smile for once."

"Why are you crying? You're so sensitive. Fucking crybaby."

[mannequinhandsinyerma]

What if I just turned into an evil skeleton

What then

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 is a house of the freaks and the perverts (affectionate). you ARE in the house of the freaks and the perverts. so don’t think about harassing or being rude to the freaks and the perverts who built this anti-censorship house and are kind enough to let you in.

ao3 is proship, profic, and anti censorship. being proship, profic, anti censorship, and hosting dark and taboo fics that were banned on other platforms are the main reasons ao3 was created in the first place.

you are welcome to join ao3. but you are NOT welcome to harass, act rude or be entitled towards the people who built this house. if the fact ao3 allows fics you find disgusting (even though it also allows you to filter out anything you don’t want to see) bothers you so much, you are free to go back to wattpad and have nearly everything censored and banned there.

here’s the list of things you should know if you’re new to ao3

[fuckedelf]

My penis is so fucking small

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[mannequinhandsinyerma]

Sleep paralysis is weird

Don't like it

[mannequinhandsinyerma]

Bored so I'm lowkey cooking up a gacha video 🥹

Going back to my roots

[mannequinhandsinyerma]

I've evolved past the point of needing to be bullied

I do that to myself

[thekashishverse]

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.