dont call me pizza-priest

This is my second blog where I'll be posting shitty humor and probably more selfies tbh

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[8bott]

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

[nyamafriend]

The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me

[bitatulipa]

MUHLANEE

[thatsmrghoul2u]

This is what it feels like when auditory processing just shuts off

[tuffin-tuffmuffin]

Original creator is Phil Jamesson for those wondering. Watch his stuff, it’s always comedy gold like this.

[mysharona1987]

[trosterstrudel]

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

[kevindrakewriter]

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

[bevismusson]

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

[twilightisgaynow]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[melvinzd]

Mind blown 😂

[eryn-n-g]

So pure and adorable

[b00bconnoisseur]

I watched this like 6 the times I never tire of his reaction

[podfixx]

Absolutely pure.  What a trick, what a reaction!

[veryfunnymemes]

[abjectionrules-deactivated20200]

love… is stored in the cat

[prismacolorz]

[jellymoon-blogs]

[1000000010000001000000010000000]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[sylvansart]

“Ahhhhhh!!!! Aaaaahhhh!!!”

[gluten-free-pussy]

Miss Mongoose has HAD it

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[dlvlotus]

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

[popculturebrain]

Watch: Dulcé Sloan made her ‘Daily Show’ debut — and killed it

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

BABY, IT’S ALWAYS KENDALL JENNER

[mxlabradorite]

I love Dulcé Sloan so much. <3

[taraljc]

I want to keep the gif where she gives him That Look and he slides his hand over to touch hers as my fave reaction gif for finding like minds ever.

[illinicoise]

My favorite Psychic pokemon

[alycyn]

[powerfulwizard]

elon musk on twitter: ha ha, im a furry. what if i changed the stock prices to $420. i love hentai. tesla stock holders:

[lindsaychrist]