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INFP/he/him/they/grey-A/Bi-romantic n_e_u_r_o_d_i_v_e_r_g_e_n_t__ Hello one and all, I welcome thee. my blog is mainly about lgbtqia+ positivity/Wicca/witchy stuff/nostalgia/me venting into the endless void of the interwebs _____________________________ interests: vaporwave/witch house/hypnogogic funk/chillwave/guys/pizza/retrowave/guacamole/history/Björk/hummus/Luke Evans/raising goats/daftpunk/gaming/Gorillaz/and...I'm a great great great (great?) grandson of the witch of pungo.. I believe there's truth in every religion.. and han shot first.. umm.. that's about it.. *tough guy snaps as I walk backwards into the darkness*

[manscaped-grinch]

[catchymemes]

[lovelylittlewordsmith]

Anyone else look up Spider-Ham’s origin story after the movie and just…

[manscaped-grinch]

Lmao, why was this censored?

[inkrton]

Visit Original Link

[manscaped-grinch]

Fall is nigh upon us

Remember to:

Drink some cider

Eat at least two candy corn per day

Sniff all of the autumn themed candles at any store you go to

Also while out shopping, grab a few tiny pumpkins

Be mindful of ghosts, when walking around a dark room at night be careful not to step on their toes

Eat a slice of pie, regardless of it’s filling

When the leaves start to turn and there is a chill in the air, go for a walk in the woods/park

When its cold enough to do so, take advantage of the opportunity to wear a sweater

Watch Halloween movies, either scary or family ones

Do some fall or Halloween themed art/crafts

Most importantly, be on your best behavior because the Great Pumpkin is watching

🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃🌒🌕🌘🎃🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃

[manscaped-grinch]

Shameless self reblog.

[manscaped-grinch]

[chronivore]

[manscaped-grinch]

[upkayac]

[autijacen]

THIS IS SO COOL I LOVE IT THANKS

[benedicam-domino]

The west independently came up with a method to do this, but I can’t remember what it’s called.

[benedicam-domino]

Pollarding, in the west it’s called pollarding. I remembered.

[valtsv]

*gets to decide my own execution method and picks the most fucked up one for attention*

[manscaped-grinch]

Gothic medieval church appointed Judge: though death awaits you redardless, may none claim I am not a merciful man.. you may choose the method of your demise.

Me: I choose to be beaten mercilessly by a court jester wielding a banjo.

Judge: 👀

[sixpenceee]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[tall-sassy-red]

Nothing better

[cosmo112]

YEAH

[manscaped-grinch]

If you don't like rain, we cannot be friends.

[wizardgender]

i need a STRONG ORC WOMAN to hold me VERY TENDERLY

[lilibat]

I’d like to recommend the new She Hulk series to you.

[wizardgender]

do you recommend antique collectors visit IKEA also? you understand nothing

[mangonetics]

Walks around with a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINION ON THE D&D ALIGNMENT GRID"

[thepleasuregoblin]

*crosses the street to avoid you*

[mangonetics]

"IT FUCKING SUCKS" I yell at you across the street

[thelupuslady]

True.

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[jamie-bennett]

This is hands down my favorite video on the internet and I am so happy it showed back up on my dash!

[manscaped-grinch]

The dog's looking around like.. what'd I do?

WHAT'D I DO?

[funnytwittertweets]

[computationalcalculator]

[manscaped-grinch]

It's weird how different the experiences of an only child are from those with siblings.

I can't even imagine being the only kid.

[guerrillatech]

[manscaped-grinch]

Here's hoping the thirties are less eventful this time around.