MANSCRAPING🄯 @manscraping - Tumblr Blog

#docter dan #tongue bath #muffin dive #inverted #plain insertion #dog fashion #hey diddle diddle #neglected married women

shitpostroundhouse

#humor #poverty #urban #folk #momma #scabies #detergent #any of y'all grow up so poor that yo momma only put just enough detergent in yo laundry so you don't get scabies?#poor #soap an water #then when you moved out you used so much soap it made you itchy?#you tried five brands before you asked and found your mom was using generic dish soap. diluted.#then after two weeks of your shitty first job- you find out about simple green from a coworker.#because smelling like floor cleaner is better than smellin like cigarettes and puke.#green clean #™#it's good to dilute simple green™ though because that shit so strong.#buy that two gallon motherfucker that you can only get at the hardware store. that'll last you your whole life!#don't forget it under the sink when you move out. no matter how bad you fucked up to get kicked out. or what you owed on rent.#grab. that. shit. nigga or cracka as the case may be. esse. what do Asians call one another? I don't have a joke. IDK honestly. what?

manscaped

the best nickname for your balls is....

manscraping

the dickandballs guy is right, guys

#comment below #*has replies turned off*#''the boys'' is a great idea for a TV show. not that show.#another different show

Check out my schortz!

#and then manscaped went away and that was the end of the puppet show #grooming balls #LOL NOT LOL. did they have to disappear because ''grooming'' is all over their tumblr posts?#ridgid tools #mëin schortz!#nudenschvantz #däs nudenschvantz #manscrapering #the scapening

manscrape

YESSS GET BANNED MANSCAPED THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN

#manscraping #balls #relatable #hairy nuts #parody #that ball leather needs to be taut #manscaper #grooming #manscaped

manscaped-official

Does anyone even care about shaving their balls anymore?

manscraping

There are ... some legends around these parts.

This dude? No Way. Too cool for that school.

You can bet your wiener this dude shaves his "fellas" more than just a bit too often. He likes to give them each a military cut on the first Sunday of the month. He's always trying to get one of his poker buddies to "accidentally" take a peek at one of them sneaking out of his short tennis shorts. He unnecessarily stands one foot up on something, like he's Captain Morgan or Ricardo Montalban, but he just looks like Captain Dork impotent Roid-Rage guy.

manscraping

Thank you so much. Anyone telling me I'm funny makes my day.

#thanks and appreciation

Editing posts after they've been reblogged is totally allowed and cool. In this case, it was a dumb mistake I refuse to reverse, instead awkwardly changing course.

#O'Hare airport #Chicago

manscaped-official

Does anyone even care about shaving their balls anymore?

manscraping

There are ... some legends around these parts.

This dude? No Way. Too cool for that school.

You can bet your wiener this dude shaves his "fellas" more than just a bit too often. He likes to give them each a military cut on the first Sunday of the month. He's always trying to get one of his poker buddies to "accidentally" take a peek at one of them sneaking out of his short tennis shorts. He unnecessarily stands one foot up on something, like he's Captain Morgan or Ricardo Montalban, but he just looks like Captain Dork impotent Roid-Rage guy.

#manscraping #selfcare #grooming #relatable #hairy nuts #parody #balls #that ball leather needs to be taut #taught #taut a lesson or three

#manscraping #grooming #personal care #body wash #sponsor #sponsored #parody

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manscraping

Do not. Manscape the Con-Man!

#zardoz #sean connery #hairy man #hair bear club for men #DNM do NOT manscape #we're there for hair #hirsute #don't shave #hair is natural #natural hair #man

thegenderisjustalie

manscraping

2016, we barely knew

MANSCRAPED

Sponsord™

I'm way too fucking tired and busy to parody the ad copy rn honestly literally for real thanks. 🄯

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nahla-spam

Love wins

@staff X @manscaped

#Pikachu man #Manscaped #manscraped #manscraping #theyvboth can’t drink #balls #poke man

avethepotatoshipper

i did it. i blocked manscaped.

manscraping

Literally what was right there...

#manscaped #male grooming #menswear #balls #manscaped ads #am i free?#manscraped #manscraping #manscraper #ballscraper #ballscaped #the ball-scape #enter the ball-scape

fablesfables

Please I just want to watch my silly little racoons video

#manscaped #balls #menswear #male grooming #manscraped #manscraping

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decebalus-suggest

@manscaped The legends say that Attis felt such intense love for Cybelle that it drove him mad and he emasculated himself in order to become more like her while declaring "Cursed be the parts that ruined me! Cursed be the parts that ruined me!"

Initiates into the priesthood of Cybelle's mysteries, the Galli, would reenact this as a passion-play, ritually removing their own testicles while declaring "Cursed be the parts that ruined me, and through division am I made whole." This practice continued long after the cult of Cybelle had been incorporated into Roman civil religion.

Perhaps the most interesting thing about the Galli is that, once initiated, a Gallus was expected to wear women's clothes and adopt a woman's social role, and Greek historians writing about the Phrygian Galli consistently refer to them with she/her pronouns. We can say with a surprising and refreshing lack of ambiguity that the people attracted to joining the cult of Cybelle were almost certainly what we would consider transfemme.

decebalus-suggest

Oh and btw

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