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@manscraping
the best nickname for your balls is....
the dickandballs guy is right, guys
Check out my schortz!
YESSS GET BANNED MANSCAPED THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN
Does anyone even care about shaving their balls anymore?
There are ... some legends around these parts.
This dude? No Way. Too cool for that school.
You can bet your wiener this dude shaves his "fellas" more than just a bit too often. He likes to give them each a military cut on the first Sunday of the month. He's always trying to get one of his poker buddies to "accidentally" take a peek at one of them sneaking out of his short tennis shorts. He unnecessarily stands one foot up on something, like he's Captain Morgan or Ricardo Montalban, but he just looks like Captain Dork impotent Roid-Rage guy.
Thank you so much. Anyone telling me I'm funny makes my day.
Editing posts after they've been reblogged is totally allowed and cool. In this case, it was a dumb mistake I refuse to reverse, instead awkwardly changing course.
Does anyone even care about shaving their balls anymore?
There are ... some legends around these parts.
This dude? No Way. Too cool for that school.
You can bet your wiener this dude shaves his "fellas" more than just a bit too often. He likes to give them each a military cut on the first Sunday of the month. He's always trying to get one of his poker buddies to "accidentally" take a peek at one of them sneaking out of his short tennis shorts. He unnecessarily stands one foot up on something, like he's Captain Morgan or Ricardo Montalban, but he just looks like Captain Dork impotent Roid-Rage guy.
Do not. Manscape the Con-Man!
2016, we barely knew
MANSCRAPED
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I'm way too fucking tired and busy to parody the ad copy rn honestly literally for real thanks. 🄯
Love wins
@staff X @manscaped
i did it. i blocked manscaped.
Literally what was right there...
Please I just want to watch my silly little racoons video
reblog if you like don't like our ads
@manscaped The legends say that Attis felt such intense love for Cybelle that it drove him mad and he emasculated himself in order to become more like her while declaring "Cursed be the parts that ruined me! Cursed be the parts that ruined me!"
Initiates into the priesthood of Cybelle's mysteries, the Galli, would reenact this as a passion-play, ritually removing their own testicles while declaring "Cursed be the parts that ruined me, and through division am I made whole." This practice continued long after the cult of Cybelle had been incorporated into Roman civil religion.
Perhaps the most interesting thing about the Galli is that, once initiated, a Gallus was expected to wear women's clothes and adopt a woman's social role, and Greek historians writing about the Phrygian Galli consistently refer to them with she/her pronouns. We can say with a surprising and refreshing lack of ambiguity that the people attracted to joining the cult of Cybelle were almost certainly what we would consider transfemme.
Oh and btw
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