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Rita stared at him blankly, wondering if he’d even kissed Lily. He was clearly evading her question by disguising it as aloofness. It was cute the first time, but it was starting to get on her nerves. “I almost feel sorry for the girl, knowing you’d probably combust if you saw her naked. Not that I’d blame you, she’s not exactly a sight for sore eyes.”
Ted felt his cheeks heat up, biting both lips into a hard line as he physically tried to shake the image away that she had managed to put in his head. He was incredibly thankful for his hat in this moment; he could feel the roots of his hair change color for a moment. “You’re confusing me,” he admitted, looking down at her shoes. “You w-want to make her jealous? Why? You flat out t-told me you helped people for a ‘pretty price,’ and... you’re really confusing...”














