Night court of Terrasen

SJM, Holly Black, Six of Crows, and honestly whatever I feel like atm :) Always open to give or receive book recs (whether I'll have time to read them is another story lol)

[anxietyproblem]

[valtsv]

my opinion is that we should bring back sword duelling but be more explicitly homoerotic about it this time

[harvestspriteirl]

OP I demand to know how it can get any more homoerotic

[valtsv]

your lack of vision concerns and appalls me

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[beamirang-deactivated20210217]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[azuremist]

I’m bisexual and I’m feeling solidarity in this Chili’s tonight

[grimeclown]

what is it that makes swords seem so unattainable? you can get one for like $20 on amazon. sure some of them are upwards of 300+ bucks but thats for the real artisan shit. if you just want a blade you can grind and swing around thats so cheap. replica swords arent hard to make. swords ARE a reality you can achieve. but they seem so lofty. like something beyond what any of us could ever dream of owning. and yet we can

[infininoodle]

it's because you're not supposed to buy them they're supposed to be given to you by a lesbian in a lake

[wecopewithourptsdwithmemes]

Reblog to be given a sword by your local Lake Lesbian

[mantisbunny14]

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Me: We have a five-step plan, and the first four steps are improv. The last one is clearly just “profit.”

Harry: *gives up*

[mantisbunny14]

I’m sorry, but KAZ BREKKER

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Can you explain this reference to me? I don’t get it.

[mantisbunny14]

Hi, sorry! He’s from Six of Crows and basically he’s a chaotic neutral crime lord teen who comes up with grand and seemingly impossible schemes witht the sole goal of making as much money as possible. I didn’t mean to hijack your post I thought I put that in tags, I’m so sorry!! Won’t happen again.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

So @mantisbunny14

i know its been like… two years since this post

But i spotted six of crows while browsing a bookstore a while back and i thought to myself “hey some of my followers really liked this” and i opened it up and i was so charmed by the first line, like bruh “joost had 2 problems: the moon and his mustache.” Thats such a cute first line! And it was on sale! And i have no self control around books anyways, so i got it

And

I

Fucking

Love

Six of Crows.

So much.

So now ive got nearly every book in the grishaverse (not as big a fan of her first trilogy but its still great) and im mourning the dearth of six of crows fanfiction because i need more of these assholes

And basically i just wanted you to know that this is all absolutely your fault. Take pride in this fact.

[mantisbunny14]

Oh my god this made my day! I'm so glad you like them! Have you seen the Shadow and Bone casting yet??? I'm simultaneously thrilled and terrified for this show!

[coughloop]

They Call Me Pepto

Cause Im Abysmal 

[somespicyshrimp]

oh to be a reckless young protagonist pinning my queer coded nemesis up against a wall in a fight while we make tense and homoerotic eye contact

[behind-the-student]

My therapist: you need to trust yourself

[actualnymph]

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[70srogertaylor]

This is me, never leaving the house but when I actually do:

[captaindullard-deactivated20250]

I religiously, emotionally, physically, epistemically, existentially, and spiritually identify with this

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

AyELbOW SwEAT BITCH

[sixkingdoms]

I saw this comic and couldn’t get this idea out of my head