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I had a dream Guy Fieri survived the nuclear apocalypse as a ghoul and roamed the world in a suit of flaming red power armor looking for the wasteland’s greatest diners drive ins and dives

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@ymirsbian

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@the-mad-scorpio

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Thanks to this post I have Guy’s autograph

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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

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[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

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@awisepony

femmchantress

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

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hey, thanks! now die

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Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

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BEGONE, ΘΩΘ

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@failedturingtest

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@shitpost-senpai

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When your GF is tiny

When she’s taller than you

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When your GF is exactly the same height as you

manvanindustries

When your GF...ayyyy

30minutememes

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Motorcycles are food

THIS IS SUZUKI

As you can see, it’s plain, devoid of almost anything positive save for 3 or 4 slices of meat, Mostly filler, but it’s relatively cheap, seldom bad, and can be had virtually anywhere. It’s also not as good as advertised. You can do much better than suzuki.

THIS IS HARLEY DAVIDSON

It’s a symbol of americana the world over, and quite frankly it’s shit. It;s made from some of the worst, bargan basement ingredients, it’s mass produced with little to no quality control, But it has an unsinkable reputation and image, and people will never ever stop buying it no matter how good or bad it does. It is forever locked into it’s same image. Imagine this $5 McDonalds meal costing $12.75. Now it’s harley davidson.

THIS IS HONDA

As you can see, It’s extremely basic, but you know it’s not going to be bad. It’s not going to be great, but the big selling point is “IT WILL NOT BE BAD”. Hondas haven’t been great since the RC51, so it’s a little inaccurate, but this is spot on for their cars. Honda has never made a great car, only good ones. Hondas are reasonably priced, give good performance, but seldom surpass others in their class.

THIS IS KAWASAKI

It’s a home made grilled chicken meal with vegetables. It’s delicious, nutritious, and can be fucked up sometimes by overcooking the chicken or drying out the vegetables. Kawasaki motorcycles can be both the best and the worst at the same time.

THIS IS YAMAHA

What the fuck even is a yamaha? I ain’t never ridden one.

THIS IS APRILIA

It’s fucking pizza. It’s good, everyone likes it, but for this to work, imagine the US has 3 pizza shops across the continental 48. It serves good pizza, but you have to go to New York, La, or some weord ass east coast town in new england for a slice. When you get there, it’s about average pizza. You could have stayed home and had grilled chicken. Also the pizza instead of costing 10 for a pie costs 13.60.

THIS IS DUCATI

Ooh look at me, I eat 70 dollar meals. Ducati is pork tenderloin at a fancy restaurant. This is a $10 dollar meal at the supermarket, but they swizzle balsamic vinegarette over it in the shape of one of those spiral stencil things from the 80’s so now it’s $70. Also the cook is a moron, and sometimes you order pork, you receive fish. You send it back and you get stabbed in the gut. When you finally get your damn pork, it’s overcooked, the vinegarette is frankly gross and worst of all, the restaurant burns down 4 times a week.

THIS IS HYOSUNG

IT’S A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

WITH SPRINKLES ON IT. DON’T BUY A HYOSUNG.

THIS IS BIMOTO

You’re never going to see one ever, may as well not even consider it food.

THIS IS KYMCO

Little personal experience here, This tastes like pinkie pie threw up on some drywall then spread sprinkles all over it that melted in the stomach bile. It is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever eaten in my life. Kymco is disgusting.

THIS IS BUELL

THERE AIN’T NO FUCKIN MORE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A CUSTOM BUILT CHOPPER

It’s REALLY nice to look at. If you eat it you will regret it immensely because it tastes like shit.

THIS IS EBR

HOLY SHIT IT’S ALL FUTURISTIC!

manvanindustries

What is a Triumph?

Oh fuck yeah bud

She's an ugly sort of pretty

#chevy #caprice #sbc #305 #edelbrock #project

Once again doing battle with my old nemesis, the vacuum leak.

#vacuum #leak #chevy #caprice

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Hey gunblr

Why aren’t there more box fed shotguns? Magazines are rad as shit. Drums even moreso.

Look at this

That’s rad as shit.

N-no ignore that one, that one doesn’t count.

That one is made of cocaine and 80′s synthrock. That one doesn’t count either.

Look at it, it’s looks like robocop’s rocket launcher arm attachment.

thotgallery

>having the box in the stock

Holy shit that’s genious

shitpost-senpai

That’s the pancore jackhammer. The drum could be removed, a new core put in, and it doubled as a landmine.

It was unable to be reloaded in the field, and the cylinders needed to be sent back to the factory.

It was also fully automatic.

enemy-gamer-spotted

it really is a shame. I think there’s an “AR-15 shotgun” which is almost nothing like an AR-15 except for the looks, and as far as I can tell it’s not nearly as popular as a saiga-12/vepr-12

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There’s the USAS-12

There’s also the SPAS-15

You’ll never find either in the states, and the SPAS is banned in canada because trudeau has a tiny penis like his dad and needs feminism because big black scary guns with shoulder things that go up make his knees tremble and his bladder weak.

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“trudeau why aren’t you mad that your wife cheated on you with a black dude?”

“it’s the current year”

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If trudeau’s wive got plowed by a black dude, it’d be because he set the whole thing up in the first place, and would be watching on the sidelines with 3D glasses and popcorn, then he’d cheer and whistle when he nuts.