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@manvich
(( Hey, folks, Owain-mun here. I apologize in advance, but I’m feeling a little wiped from RPing, and I think I’m gonna be taking a break from my muses for an unknown period of time. I’m getting a bit behind on, uhh, being an adult with important things to do, so… yeah.
Sorry about the numerous threads I’ve left hanging. If/when I do return to these muses, I’ll be sure to catch up, however!
Thanks a ton, guys, and I’ll catch you all elsewhere. ))
₪ can pokemon wear hats
Hitmonchan
"Dis Poking Mon am having Killing Gloves of Boxing! But… hmm. Heavy am thinking there is something missing…"
“да. Dis is much better.”
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Hariyama
Heavy’s team would consist primarily (if not entirely) of Fighting types, and Hariyama would be one of his star players. Just like Heavy, it has great HP and powerful attacks, but is a little bit slow. Of course, it would have to have BulletBoolet Punch so it can take out any sneaky spies.
Send ₪ for a Pokémon my muse would have on their team!
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Battle Theme: x
Battle intro: "Leetle sneaky baby challenge Heavy? Dah hah hah… Heavy will crush you quickly!"
Victory: "Do not be sad. You are beaten with honor!"
Defeat: “Ooohhh… you are quick like Scout and sneaky like Spy…”
Assist: ”IIIIINCOMIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG”
Taunt: “Does little baby need to crawl to Mama now?”
Reacting to Taunt: “Hahaha, Heavy does not even understand meaning of what you say!”
Tie: "DAAAAH! Heavy will crush you next time!"
Perfect Victory: “Sneaky man cannot outsmart Heavy… or Heavy’s boolet.”
Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse
Includes
Battle Theme:
Battle intro:
Victory:
Defeat:
Assist:
Taunt:
Reacting to Taunt:
Tie:
Perfect Victory:
You can also put the word “Boss” in front of the symbol and I’ll write it as a boss battle instead of just a generic battle.
"I heard that you eat babies for breakfast."
“Nyet. Heavy am explaining to you. This is expression.”
Heavy am not actually eating babies. Entire enemy team is babies because of screaming and crying and gnashing of teeth in agony as Heavy’s boolets rip through defenseless flesh. It is as easy to Heavy to keel many cowards as it is for Heavy to eat sandvich in morning.
Dis is why Heavy am saying he eats baby men for breakfast.
Also, it would take too many babies to feed Heavy.”
"I heard that you ----" Finish this in my ask box
Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.
Send Me "What If" and a scenario and my character will respond to it
Character development time! Give me some interesting questions about my character and I will answer.
Send "✹POW!✹" and my character will react to your character hitting them somehow.
options range from the joking and less severe to very, TRIGGER WARNINGS apply!
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cries gently all these tf2s coming to citta again made me rEALLY WANT TO REAPP ZHANNA SO!! HERE SHE IS!! APP UNDER /APP!! THANK YOU KIND FRIENDS
Welcome back to the hive, Zhanna!
You will be housed in district alpha.
You will retain everything you were given during your previous stay.
Enjoy your stay!
- mod 『 』
A large crate (mediocrely wrapped with plain, green wrapping paper and christmas lights strung around it) would be found outside the door of your apartment. “To Михаи́л!” a small tag reads, followed by “from Pauling p.s I hope I spelt your name right.” Once opening it, you’d find a gun! A metal replica of Sasha, to be precise — not exact, but she was sure to make it the same weight and as damn close as her little hands could manage — though…due to the strict rules set by scientists, it didn’t work as an actual gun.Taking it out of the crate, you’d also notice a small, round and orange plastic container (and it was a damn wonder how it wasn’t crushed under the weight of the gun). YOU’D NEVER GUESS WHAT WAS INSIDE. A sandwich! She’d hesitate to call it a sandvich, though, because she was entirely unsure of how to properly make them the way Heavy’d liked. At least it was…a decent…regular sandwich?
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Heavy inspects the items in the crate, carefully. A trained mercenary does not trust any mysteriously arriving crate that does not cost $2.50 to open. Slowly, he opens it and inspects the items inside, weighing them each in his hands.
... he slowly cradles the minigun in his arms. It's... it's not quite the same, but... he sighs softly. It helps.
"...да. Ees good."
Whoops, and there goes the sandvichsandwich. He doesn't even bother to check it. "Nom nom nom om nom nom"
(( starters to be done:
seaotterswimmer axweildingsethan soverignhalf shslsyoko sacrificialhero former-soldier-cloud
a note for myself ))
Heavy-Handed [ca intro; ca open]
The hammer made a small noise of defeat, like an 'aww…' that dragged on too long. It - she - it? - she? felt bad that they could not go looking for Sasha. It was clear to her that the one named Sasha was dear to Heavy, and that only made her compelled to see the two reunited. Even if Heavy turned down her help, Tino would file this conundrum away into her humble memory bank of tasks to complete.
"Wizards perform magic, right? Because the witches cursed me—" The hammer gasped and sputtered and went on, "I forgot my manners again! My name is Tino!"
And seeing as how they were doing introductions, Tino decided that it was safe to reveal her appearance to the no-longer-stranger: Her spirit shimmered before Heavy like the batting of butterfly wings, iridescence flickering into view.
Once she made her presence known, she floated up onto Heavy’s shoulder and sat herself there, never mind that she technically couldn’t make physical contact. "What’s your name, signore? Is it Heavy? You talk kinda funny but I like it."
Heavy watches in modest surprise as the talking hammer turns into an actual, real-life small girl.
This, on the other hand, was something new and unexpected.
"Err... да. You can call Heavy 'Heavy'. Is not actually Heavy's name, but it is Heavy's job. Heavy Weapons Specialist. Heavy's friends call Heavy 'Heavy'. So leetle Tino call Heavy 'Heavy' also."
He scratches the back of his bald head, sheepishly. "I do not study English very well. This is not Heavy's interest. Heavy am interested in Sasha, and literature analysis." He has a PhD in Russian literature, but he figures the hammer probably doesn't know what that is.
"But why is leetle Tino out on street? Ees not safe for hammer. You are not protect?"
“You heard me?! You must have pretty good ears. Or maybe I was being too loud… Either way, I’d love to work for the money. But my skill set isn’t really suited for this city.”
"Do not worry, hairy girl. There is always place for any skill in this city. Heavy am trained killer, and Heavy does not have problem finding work. What about hairy girl?"
