Augustus the Ant

They/Them rn I like Ender's Game, Death Note, and BNHA. I'm currently reading Cloud Atlas, The Heart Goes Last, and Fear and Loathinng in Las Vegas. Feel free to dm me if you wanna discuss these things! :3

[manwhocarriescart]

I need to make this movie super scary and dramatic!

: makes it so dark the only thing I can see is my own reflection squinting at the tv that's so very devoid of light that it's actually sucking light from it's surroundings. In fact all of my centennial lightbulbs have all gone out. The lightning bugs in my yard have been silenced.

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[manwhocarriescart]

hot take guys, the markiplier in the ironlung movie was boring as hell, the pacing and dialogue was so uninteresting

[manwhocarriescart]

It's insane that we lose teeth, we lose our teeth. And then push out another set.

I lost my teeth and I grew them back.

Our strong bony teeth get wiggly and fall out and there's a big gummy patch and eventually a new tooth pokes out of the gum and you have a new permanent tooth.

We lose our teeth! That's insane!

[manwhocarriescart]

I love Cats the musical (the good one not the one with goddamn james cordon)

[manwhocarriescart]

are furries racist in the my hero academia universe

[fryttsstuff]

Mello and Matt 🚬

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[tumblebagel]

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[zevte]

acrylic paintings i made :D

nudity

[manwhocarriescart]

getting ready for artfightttttttt

i'm going to do it for realsies this year, ignore the past like three years where i said those exact words

[manwhocarriescart]

trying to grow a lychee seed +cool emoji with the sunglasses+

[possessedpasm]

I can finally use my computer again!!!

Anyway here's a Bird

[possessedpasm]

Please, sit... Let him sing you a song....

[manwhocarriescart]

Can anyone explain wtf "adopt me's" are (not the roblox game but the art thing). I've lived in confusion for so long, it makes no sense to me +crying emoji+

[manwhocarriescart]

Been speed-walking lately, WAY more enjoyable than running and also my heartrate goes up the same but I don't feel evil