This can't be real life

I promise you'll enjoy it more than you'll be confused by it (thinkerpoet.tumblr.com for poetry thangs)

[0iqgremlin]

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[sebthedog]

[bannedfromclubpenguin-deactivat]

[mockwa]

[super-metroid]

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

[antiblackness-archive]

[luisonte]

[versacethotty]

me pretending to be busy at werk

[pomeranian2]

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*

me: wow. i feel so goo–

depression: Time’s Up Bitch.

[bubbathegreat-1]

[thebeardedmannextdoor]

I can’t hit the ball standing still

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

when did golf start going trick shot

[the-king-of-kicks]

Dang bretheren

[caramelanin]

The golf tournament she participates in would be the only one I’d ever watch

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[ruinedchildhood]

[indecorum1989]

[ramifico-deactivated20180226]

early 2000′s self-care

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[joshpeck]

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

[babyfairy]

me: i’d love to get some proper rest tonight :)

my brain the instant i shut my eyes:

[brunz]

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

[triss19]

the comment section is a gift 

[kentuckywallchicken]

THE LAST ONE LMAO

[kentuckywallchicken]

Okay, I had to go in to the actual video and find more. I looked for 5 minutes and found these

[toastbutteregg]