manypancakes

no thoughts head empty been thought-free since 2014!

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[naivegummy]

Cartoon characters that actually have different outfits every episode. 

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[keep-la-hateable]

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[dangered]

relatable 

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[hollowtones]

*turns down my graphics settings irl so i get better mental performance and can run faster*

[dat-soldier]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[bandcomments]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

[slimetony]

I’m in a romantic relationship with a refreshing crisp glass of water. with a little lemon in it

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text