the family disappointment xox

Mishii Female | 20 | Always tired | Hilariously straight

[teamwang]

*nervously calls crush bro*

[as-warm-as-choco]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Raspberry Cheesecake Mousse

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[weloveshortvideos]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

when they whip out the dick and u realize they weren’t lying about how big it was

[marthajefferson]

The Golden Gauntlet, Henri III of France’s armour (details), c.1550

[renaissancexvlll-blog]

[ianception]

Allan Gardens, Toronto | Ian

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

[rynnay]

This was a thrill from start to finish

[pistachiou-deactivated20170527]

[kickandbox-deactivated20140514]

[itsagifnotagif]

[blindforlove-deactivated2017010]

[maoneesha]

someone: you're pretentious

me, sprawled out on a bed of roses, reading oscar wilde and sipping champagne: oh?

[justcatposts]

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

heh

arf.

[4444555666777888999]

Me passing a truck when I drive

[septemberssweetheart-deactivate]

It’s even worse when you’re driving between two of em at the same time lmfao

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

@noongooflores 😭😭😭

[thesilentstorm]

@werewolfmali

[werewolfmali]

SMH

[suiyobish]

[90377]

*** by Andrey Vasiliev