EH?

THEIR ARMS ARE TOUCHINNN side blog for check please by ngozi

[potatomann4ever]

my naym is Jack and wen it’s nite and Bittle’s teethe are shyning brite wen tyme has come tu go tu bed i leane in clos i kis his hed

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Jack Zimmermann is a robot who never makes jokes ever: Wrong

Jack Zimmermann has an incredibly dry sense of humor and only allows himself to be outright silly around people he's emotionally close with: Right

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Bitty: Say it!

Fanfiction, sitting on a chair with its hands cuffed behind its back and ankles shackled: Never!

Kent, reaching up to slap it in the face: SAY WE'RE NOT THAT SHORT!

[themostmouse]

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Come check me out on Patreon!

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That’s me, go check it out!

[benjamingamel]

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THATS MY TOWN SON

[songforalonggoodbye]

So a friend of mine watched Yuri on Ice and her major take-away was “okay, Victor I get, and ‘-ov’ is ‘son of’ but wtf kind of name is Nikifor” so she looked it up.

Apparently, “Nikifor” is the Slavic version of Greek “Nikephoros" , which means “carrying victory”

You read that right.

This bitch is literally just named Winner, Son of a Winner

Winner Winnerson.

[rcmclachlan]

#winner winner katsudon dinner (via @entelechies)

[milknkookies]

If you look up ‘Cinnamon Roll’ in the dictionary, you probably will see a picture of this guy. This video is probably listed as a source.

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....its tater

[robinminustherichard]

Okay but where is my meet cute AU where the Falcs do a “win a day with a falconer” auction and Jack is being bid on and my child looks so awkward and slightly terrified, gets won by mysterious gentleman in the back and silently dreads the day he’ll have to spend with this guy only to realize the guy is the most angelic southern cutie he’s ever seen, who bid on him because “sweetheart you looked so scared that 80-year old widower in the Leopard jumpsuit was going to win you I had to bid”???????

[samwellbittty]

Sorry. I wrote the fic (Part 1 of 2???)

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Jack knows this is part of their “make Jack Zimmermann into an actual-human” plan, that it’s good for press, for the team, and for charities. That doesn’t mean it’s any less intimidating. It sort of helps that Tater and Poots are in the same boat, but only for the weeks leading up to, not when he’s seconds away from standing on a stage and being bid on.  

“You will do good, Zimmbonni!” Tater had clapped his back. Jack took a moment to wince and roll out his shoulder while they filed out of George’s office, the knowledge of this event making Tater grin like a child and Poots blush. “Maybe take off shirt, have girls bid, yes?”

At that, Poots had laughed, “With that face he won’t have to, Tates.”

Tater stopped Jack in his tracks and grabbed his cheeks, “Maybe smile then, ok?”

Jack playfully swatted him away and went, “Okay.”

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[nicepasses]

i…love jack

[doodlesonice]

tfw when ur son and ur future husband are finally bonding but theyre doing it by roasting you

dont tag as yuuri/victor/yurio pls yurio is their son whom they love

[timbits-and-zimbits]

If Marty is confirmed™ Team Dad, Thirdy is Team Mom, and Tater is Fun Vodka Uncle

[zimmbonibitty]

Jack is the gay cousin

[audiaphilios]

Me too, Jack, me too.

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YURI AND VIKTOR BOTH WIN GOLD BC THEY PAIR SKATE AND THEY GET MARRIED (you don't have to answer privately btw)

this is a truth would you also like to have a gold ring maybe ??? wink wink

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happy new years ya pie loving fuccs

[themostmouse]

chicken nuggets :: Jumanji the Service Dog | Tapastic Comics

one time i saw a dog while i was working and it was the best thing that happened to me that week.

I’ve drawn a comic!

[hunterraiehorror]

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

[kansasjustgotgayer]

One of my favorite tropes in this fandom is sticking random phrases or ridiculous things into Jack’s name like: Jack “I have no idea how to use a phone” Zimmermann

[audiaphilios]

I’m feeling personally attacked.

[garden-of-succulents]

GEE I WONDER WHY

Audia’s tags:

#tags i already have#(alphabetically) #jack ‘boy band’ zimmermann #jack ‘budsexual’ zimmermann #jack ‘bitty’ zimmermann #jack ‘beep boop’ zimmermann #jack ‘certified doof’ zimmermann #jack ‘cinnamon roll’ zimmermann #jack ‘flirty mcflirterson’ zimmermann #jack 'goose whisperer’ zimmermann #jack 'heart eyes’ zimmermann #jack 'historical beef(cake)’ zimmermann #jack 'hot bod’ zimmermann #jack 'i’ll make a(n honest) man out of you’ zimmermann #jack 'i’m just making sure his form is right’ zimmermann #jack 'jay-zed’ zimmermann #jack 'little spoon’ zimmermann #jack 'mr. darcy’ zimmermann #jack 'never seen a moose’ zimmermann #jack 'no chill’ zimmermann #jack 'pants trouble’ zimmermann #jack 'real dick’ zimmermann #jack 'rock lord’ zimmermann #jack 'scoot scoot’ zimmermann #jack 'shut up and kiss him’ zimmermann #jack 'swoon factory’ zimmermann #jack 'this is casual like bros right’ zimmermann #jack 'time to celly’ zimmermann #jack 'works harder than god’ zimmermann #jack 'yaoi hands’ zimmermann

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so someone sent me an ask about my nhl bitty headcanon and i was answering it and im on mobile and it deleted and omfg this is not the first time that it did that today so im miffed. and i dont really know when that message was sent but if youre still interested?? i can write a lil something.