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Clarke, 21, they/them. Ask me about my headcanons; I have plenty of them!  Main: youaremyrock-mydwayne-myjohnson AO3: The_Fish_291

[kleeklutch]

I immediately thought of this

[samwelly-fry]

when your boyfriend who has a master’s degree in dad issues tries to bring up your dad issues but you think you can avoid the subject

[edgarallanrose]

We love a domestic Jack Zimmermann and his especially domestic abs

[parrishsrubberplant]

Am I the only one who read this panel as - Jack’s actually starting to take off his shirt? And then the conversation turns serious and so he keeps it on?

[zimmbonibitty]

hot take -- he removes his dirty Samwell Hockey shirt to put on a different, clean Samwell Hockey shirt

[omgcheckplease]

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[moved-to-killadelphias]

bitty: talk talk talk problems talk talk whiskey

jack: lol ok hey these are my abs tho

😳😳🙌🙌😏😏

[baselessomgcpheadcanons]

Jack Zimmermann is the resident adult for the waffles even though they don’t know each other very well. Jack frequently gets texts asking how to handle adult situations. 

Hops: My car says I need an oil change 

Jack: And?

Hops: How 

[zim-tits]

you think you can slack off on day 2 rans?? They ain’t gonna light themselves

[itsybittle]

This is how I expect to be received anytime I walk into a room from now on

[zimmbonibits]

I love that Chowder drew a shark to go with his signature 😂

[lizards-online]

IS ANYONE GONNA TALK ABOUT BULLY’S BRAID IN THE UPDATE????

[imgaynurse]

Jack Zimmerman, halloween of 1999, dressed up as a hockey puck

[buckarubarnes]

My brain: Don’t you think you’re overreacting a little? These people arn’t even real

Me:

[theawkwardconfusedturtle96]

Holster, watching queer eye in a bathrobe, feet propped against a coffee table to reveal socks and slides: I can’t believe he thought it was acceptable to wear that in public. Learn to color coordinate and french tuck you fashion catastrophe.

[henryclaremontdiaz]

don’t let this face fool you, this is a straight up demon

[valleyxtine]

God i missed shitty

[thalergetic]

‘nvm theyre here to party lol’ this is maybe the funniest dialogue in this whole update i’m in tears

[gutsybitsies]

HOLSTER WHY ARE YOU NAKED STOP MOLESTING THAT DUCKY

LOOK AT HOW SMUG JACK LOOKS!!!! ALSO OF COURSE HE HAS BITTY ON HIS LAP. WHAT KIND OF STORY IS HE TELLING? IS HE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS BITTY? HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS!!! 

THIS IS THE ONE OF BITTY’S FRATTIEST LOOKS!! CHUG THAT BEER BRO