Demon Prince Aesthetic

Izzy/21, Capricorn. INFJ.  My celestial werewolf girlfriend is Zowie

[triclopsrabbit]

its dangerous

[nicoise-salad]

tired

[uzlolzu-deactivated20181203]

Hello, 

I did some random gorgons because I’m fond of the idea of hairstyles but snakes. And now also hats but snakes.

[diamancris]

human mollymauk (◡‿◡✿)

[grimeclown]

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

[truststuck]

[mindhoney]

they’re goth, they’re gay, and… they’re cooler than i will ever be 

[basic-banshee]

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

[the-british-pineapple]

God of lesbians

[simonalkenmayer]

B U M B L E B O T T O M S

[virgoassbitch]

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

[milkhoneyhoe]

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives

[romanholidayinn]

Me, banging my hand on the ground: HADES TAKE YOUR GIRL BACK ALREADY IT’S HOT AS BALLS

[spinetrick]

a grumpy comic shop owner rick for @professor-cinnamon-roll - happy birthday dude!

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[zarischarlie]

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

[spectr00m]

[girlcowboy1]

This ex yakuza member and his wife going grocery shopping together is the cutest, most pure thing I’ve ever seen

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

I want chickens!!! I want sunflowers!!! I want a vegetable patch!!! I want overalls covered in dirt!!!!! I I want frog printed rain boots!!!!!!!!!!