⚢ Maple 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 (I use Arch btw) ⚢

The only monolingual language nerd - She/her, 17, profile picture from the webcomic Rain FREE PALESTINE (99 percent of what I say is sarcastic)

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

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[parakeet]

20 years of neil banging out the tunes this coming monday. save the date

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

No! the cliffhanger will kill the patient! She needs canon yuri to live

[yuribuny]

they're finally making romhacks removing the useless parts of pokemon games

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[sistertaxon]

I'd like to wish a formal congratulations to Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan for finishing the task.

[evilkitten3]

i barely saw it cuz it came out of nowhere lightning fast

[mapleleafletmsx]

Baps u

Waow :3

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[yvesdot]

Alright, fine, here's the backstory about replacing my Microsoft Copilot key with a picture of a carp. Warning: that's the whole story.

When I bought my latest laptop, which coincidentally is already losing functionality in multiple keys, I noticed that the right Control button was no longer a right Control button. This was a bad sign for me, someone who fairly frequently used the right Control button. Worse still, it now bore the Microsoft Copilot logo and would open, when pressed, Microsoft Copilot. Not having personal interest in that particular robot, I was now in the market to rebind that key to something else.

I initially considered setting it up as my dedicated The Sims 2 button, but not only do I not yet have The Sims 2 installed on this computer, the way I play that game, it takes upwards of 15 minutes to boot up. I knew I would be constantly accidentally hitting this key, and I did not want to be constantly accidentally opening The Sims 2.

My partner immediately suggested that I set it to open "a jpeg of a fish." I Googled "carp," found an image, and set my right Control key to open a tiny browser window with a link to said fish. Though it is a .png file from pngtree labeled "pngtree-rohu-carp-fish-png-png-image_4022775.png", in an effort to display matrimonial piety, I dutifully labeled it "fish jpeg."

I now accidentally open this link multiple times a day, which is great, because it means I have a lot of opportunities to see a fish. Sometimes I accidentally hit it several times in quick succession, which means I get to see several fish! When I close all my open programs to shut down my computer, I usually find at least one forgotten fish. Things are working out beautifully, and everyone is happy.

The other day I brought up this story to a friend and relayed the saga of my success to her through her obvious confusion. At the end of my tale she asked me, "Why didn't you just bind it back to right Control?" and I had to admit to her that it honestly never occurred to me.

[amethystsoda]

[mapleleafletmsx]

Baps you

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[amoisthobo]

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

damn bro. you trash

[ios10emojis]

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas