✧ the pit lane @maplemilkbread - Tumblr Blog

the most fun you can have watching monaco is imagining the drivers who dnf walking back home like this

#how i imagine they look trying to explain to their first time gfs why they dnfed at the race

found out i have to be admitted to the hospital #next week for a whole ass week….

#i don’t wanna do ketamine….#ts so scary #bruh #do NOT be chronically ill #don’t do it #it’s evil #i hate it here #i hate these people #life update

im thinking about #them right now

#formula 1 #formula one #f1 #jenson button #fernando alonso #buttonso #oh i miss them #they were such sweetie pies together please i love them #like hands down one of my favorite pairs on the grid #i literally am putting up a jenson button photo on my fernando alonso shrine #like they r so funny together #i miss the uncs #rip jenson button #rip fernando alonso #he’s not dead yet but he might at any moment

cadillacjohnf1

PRAYING FOR FERNANDO ALONSO POINTS TODAY PLEASE FERNANDO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE CHECO THE PENALTY

#formula 1 #formula one #f1 #fernando alonso #copa cabana #i love him please #please fernando please #please fia please give this to me #please give fernando points

kimi “i can’t stop winning” andrea antonelli

#formula 1 #f1 #kimi antonelli #like why is he one apple tall and also doing this shit #he’s like that summer camp kid that all of the councilors hate bc he beats them at board games #rip kimi you would have loved sleep away camp

valtteri and zhou watching over the grand prix and talking so much shit up there. like i know this because i was the speck of dust floating by the camera.

#formula 1 #formula one #f1 #monaco gp 2026 #monaco grand prix #valterri bottas #zhou guanyu #i want to know what they’re saying…#i like need to know so bad

i go to the suffering olympics and my opponent is charles leclerc….

#formula 1 #f1 #OH MY GOD LOOK AT MY LAWYER DAWG #IM GONNA GO TO JAIL #charles leclerc #ferrari #the worst brakes that have ever happened #i think it’s bc he didn’t have emotional support fred

guys i knew he was gonna explode.

#charles leclerc #formula 1 #formula one #monaco gp 2026 #monaco grand prix

WHY DID FERRARI DOUBLE STACK AND MAKE BOTH OF THEM EFFECTIVELY TAKE 5 SECOND TIME PENALTIES???

#formula 1 #formula one #ferrari #ferrari strategy is so fucked #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #charles is no fucking happy #i can’t do this i’m gonna explode #they stress me out so much #WHAT IS THIS TEAMS PROBLEM #LIKE FOR REAL #THE LONGEST LASTING FORMULANONE TEAM IN THE WORKD #AND YOU CANT GET YOUR STRATEGY RIGHT?

#like this is reminding me of australia 2024 #formula one #formula 1 #lance stroll for some reason #lance stroll #safety car #im so stressed #lewis oh my god #im so fucking scared rn you shut up

roommate chronicles #4:

this is a formal apology to all max verstappen fans.

i fear that my roommate and i are the cause for max’s recent retirement from the 2026 monaco grand prix. for this, we deeply apologize and will no longer mention that time when he mistook a reporter calling him “a little fast” as “a little fat.” we are formally and sincerely apologizing for saying that you were fat, max verstappen. we did not mean it. we were making fun of how wide the cars were in 24’-25’. please accept this apology, max verstappen and his fans. we will be more sensitive of how this affects your ability to get off of the start line.

sincerely,

maple + maples roommate