losing milk teeth

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[catasters]

[gynoidsluvtronix]

@hxh

[depsidase]

[trans-severus-snape]

Frog Potion Bottle PNGs

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[kissycat]

I overuse ellipsis so much it's because of my pensive nature...

[sohelpmegod]

[kissycat]

I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

[byjove]

well, when in loam 🪱

[mundanesalad]

Here’s a true story about studying for finals.

The culprit:

[sharkkans]

the last supper

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

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[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[plaguedocboi]

Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

[anotherscrappile]

Could we please see the sassy scallop? 👀

[plaguedocboi]

Yeah this is him (he made a child cry once by shooting water in their face)

[octoberloved]

[kragehund-est]

i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.

[louchie]

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this sounded like something glados would say

[sloppystyle]