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Does anyone ever wonder if married Hollanov playing for the Centaurs ask for Room 1410 all the time? And when they get it, Shane says, “This is such a bad idea,” then Ilya replies with “what is?” This will send them into a fit of giggles and none of the Cens get it. They were able to pry the story one day from Drunk Shane who happily recounted their first 1410 experience. Ilya would just stare at his husband with his heart eyes, ignoring all the Cens’ teasing.
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SpiderMan Shane
Note: Artistic liberty used with this flash fic. There were no SpiderMan film shown when Shane was 5 years old…
It was a year in after Shane and Ilya got married and they were having breakfast in the house with David and Yuna where Shane grew up. David was reading a newspaper where an ad of the latest SpiderMan film was being shown.
“Honey, do you remember when we brought Shane to see the SpiderMan movie when he was young?” David asked his wife as he folded the newspaper.
Ilya perked up. He always loved hearing stories about Shane when he was little.
“Yes, I do!” Yuna replied excitedly. “He was 5 and he was wearing a SpiderMan costume!”
“Would you have pictures, Yuna?” Ilya asked.
“Why yes, we do!” Yuna scurried to their bedroom to grab their family album.
“My Shane must have looked so adorable in a SpiderMan costume,” Ilya said, looking lovingly at his husband.
Shane scoffed but he gave his Ilya a kiss on the cheek. “You bet I did,” he said confidently. Ilya turned his head to look at his husband and puckered his lips. Shane willing gave his husband a quick kiss on them.
“Here you go!” Yuna said, giving the album to Ilya. It was opened to the page showing 5 year old Shane, with cute freckles on his chubby cheeks, wearing a SpiderMan suit without the mask, leaning sideways on the superhero’s life-sized standee. He had his arms crossed on his chest and his right foot crossed over his left one, mirroring SpiderMan’s pose on the standee. He was smiling brightly on the camera and Ilya’s heart exploded with the cuteness!
“Oh, Shaney! You look so cute!” Ilya cried as he stared lovingly at the picture.
“David, do you remember Shane crying when SpiderMan was hurt?” Yuna asked.
“Yes! He cried so hard, I had to carry him out of the moviehouse. He stopped when I bought him cotton candy. I remember I took a photo of him that time.”
“I think this is the one, David!” Ilya pointed to a photo showing Shane with a blue cotton candy, his eyes red from crying.
“Yes that is the one!”
“Shane didn’t want to remove his SpiderMan costume when we got home. He even slept in it,” Yuna said, smiling fondly at the memory. “I removed it while he was asleep and when he found me in the laundry room with the his SpiderMan costume in the machine, tears formed in his eyes as he watched it. My heart broke when I saw him like that.”
“Oh, he was already doing that before? The tears in his eyes that won’t fall?”
“Yes!” David and Yuna replied in unison.
“Ah yes, I already saw that when I said I could marry Svetlana. When I saw his eyes with tears, I wanted to take it back right away and tell him I would rather be fed to sharks than to see him like that,” Ilya mused.
“What?” David and Yuna asked in unison again. They were soulmates too afterall.
“Ilya, which SpiderMan film have you watched?” Shane interrupted.
“Uh none. They didn’t show it in Russia.”
“How about when you were in Boston?”
“Cliff invited me once to see it but we were going to meet so I didn’t go with him.”
“Oh,” Shane replied guiltily.
“Don’t worry, I can watch it on the plane on our next flight for a game,” Ilya assured his husband. This time, it was his turn to give Shane a kiss on the cheek.
Two days later, Ilya got home from a meeting with a luxury brand Yuna got him for a partnership. He was exhausted but he was looking forward to spend time with his Shane.
“Lyubimyy?” Ilya called out. He heard a noise in their living room so he headed towards it. Ilya’s breath got caught in his throat at what he saw: there was Shane all suited up as Spiderman with his feet up the wall and one of arm on the ground. He knew it was Shane, he could recognize the love of his life even if he was all covered up from head to toe.
“Pew, pew.” Shane extended his other arm and pointed his wrist up like he was targeting someone. He brought his feet down from the wall, ran to Ilya and rolled forward over his head on the ground. He then stood in front of his husband.
“Hi! I am your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!” Shane said thru his mask. “What’s your name?”
“Ilya Rozanov,” his husband smiled totally amused.
“Hi, Ilya. How can I help you?”
“I’m looking for my husband. He is the love of my life and bad men took him. Please help me look for him, I will die without him!” Ilya knew Shane was blushing underneath his mask.
“Don’t worry, Mr. Ilya! I will help you look for your husband, the love of your life!” Shane turned his back to Ilya. “Hop on, we will look for him.” Ilya jumped on Shane’s back then his husband took off in their living room, slinging imaginary spiderwebs along their way. Ilya’s smile reached his ears as he held on Shane.
After a few rounds, Shane collapsed on their couch. Ilya got off from him before Shane laid down on the couch, panting. He hastily removed his mask to get in more air. Ilya went to the side of the couch and hovered his face over Shane’s.
“My hero,” Ilya gushed as he stared into his husband and gave him an upside-down kiss. It was awkward at best but they both enjoyed.
“I wanted to give you a SpiderMan experience,” Shane said to Ilya.
“Thank you, sweetheart. Its the best one. I love you, my SpiderMan Shane.”
ANTS
The first time Ilya felt it was in his Boston apartment during that afternoon that started out oh so well but turned into a complete disaster. Shane had fallen asleep in his arm, and for Ilya, it was a slice of heaven. They were just asleep for an hour so when Ilya felt it when they woke up, it was just light and he was able to shake it off immediately.
The next time he felt it again, it was at his first night at the cottage when he had his Shane wrapped in his arm the whole night. It wasn’t a slice of heaven for Ilya anymore, but a full serving. He had never fallen asleep with anyone in his arms ever — sure he would cuddle his hook ups as after care but he would be lying in bed with his eyes wide open — counting down the minutes when the cuddle would be enough and he could flee. But with his Shane in his arm, he fell to the most long peaceful sleep which he never had ever since he was twelve.
“Lyubimyy, there is something inside my arm,” Ilya said sleepily as soon as his Shane woke up and sat up in bed.
“What?” Shane asked adorably with his bedhead and shiny freckles.
“My arm… it’s…” Ilya said helplessly, lost for words. “There is something inside.” Ilya made small movement on the arm which was hugging Shane tight the whole night. “Also here.” Ilya pointed to his shoulder where Shane had lain.
Shane crunched his nose thinking then when he finally understood, his face brightened up like the sun. Like Ilya’s solnyshko (sunshine).
“Ah, you have pins and needles!”
“What?”
“Ants! They feel like ants crawling inside your skin!”
“Ants?”
“Yes! Ants! You know those small insects which are always attracted to something sweet.”
This time it was Ilya’s turn to crunch his nose.
“Here, you have to move your arm so they will disappear.” Shane helped Ilya move his arm slowly, told him to clench and unclench his fist and move his neck from side to side. “Better?”
“Yea, less ants now.”
“I’m so sorry, Ilya,” Shane said as he gently massaged his shoulder.
“Sorry? Why?”
“You had pins and needles or ants because I fell asleep on your arm and blood was not able to circulate properly.”
“Hollander, I just woke up… what is circulate?”
Shane sighed. “I’m heavy and I used your arm as pillow the whole night. Blood was not able to flow properly in your arm.”
“Ahh. But it’s gone now — the ants.”
“Maybe I shouldn’t sleep on your arm anymore…”
“Noooo, solnyshko!”
“But…”
“Shaaaane, please. I want you in my arms. I want those ants also.”
“I’m not sure…”
Ilya cut him off by pulling Shane back in his arm.
“Oompf…” Shane said as he settled nicely on top of Ilya.
“There,” Ilya murmured. “That’s where you and ants belong. In my arm.”
Shane looked up to give Ilya a kiss.
“Maybe I should lie on the other side…” Shane conceded.
“Oke.” Ilya squeezed Shane’s waist as his love of his life crawled across him. They were skin to skin and they both sighed happily at the same time when Shane sprawled on top of him.
“Ah ants!” Ilya exclaimed as he finally understood. “муравей!” They go to my Mama’s kitchen when there is sugar on the floor when she is baking.” Remembering his Mama when she was happy with Shane so close to him made Ilya feel peaceful. “I don’t think I’ve seen ants since forever.”
“No?” Shane said sleepily, hugging Ilya.
“No, and I know why I have ants now. You, Shane Hollander, are my sweetest thing,” Ilya said as he wrapped both his arms tightly around his Shane. They both laughed and fell asleep.
When they woke up a couple of hours later, both the ants and Shane were in Ilya’s arm and he couldn’t be happiest.
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Good Job, I Love You
Everyone knows that Captain Ilya Rozanov ends all their games with a “Good job, I love you” and a fist bump to all his teammates — win or lose. He started it when he was with the Boston Bruins and he carried it when he was with the Ottawa Centaurs.
Now that he and his husband, Shane Hollander, play on the same team, Ilya was more excited as ever to do his greeting. It was one hell of a year for both of them from the Centaurs almost plane crash, Shane’s proposal, the Fanmail video that outed them, Shane’s tripgate, their wedding and to his husband signing with the Centaurs. Harris did a wonderful job of hyping up Shane’s first game as a Centaur and also their first season as husbands. Hometown Superstar and First Husbands of Hockey trended worlwide leading up to their first game together.
It was opening night and the crowd went wild as Shane Hollander debuted as a Centaur. It was a home game since the team made it to the playoffs in the first time after many years last season. With The First Husbands of Hockey on the same team, all others might just as well go home and just watch (most especially the Montreal Metros who were largely hated by everyone. Shane was completely silent about the Tripgate, but bless the internet who pieced the homophobia together). Well maybe not the New York Admirals, as they are the current Stanley Cup champions.
After the game, Shane stayed longer on the ice together with the rookies. Ilya had stationed himself in front of the player bench area fist bumping all his other teammates. Shane was the last one to exit the ice and skate towards him. With his husband’s bright smile, flushed face and stunning freckles standing out — Ilya could really see them a mile away… He has 20/20 vision when it comes to Shane’s freckles — Ilya’s breath got caught in his throat and he became utterly speechless. Shane tilted his head when he saw his Captain gazing at him. When he saw Ilya’s heart eyes, Shane’s smile grew wider.
“I love you,” Shane said as he extended his hand to his Captain for a fist bump. He knew how Ilya greeted his teammates after every game way back when they were still in a situatuonship. Ilya smiled, returned his fist bump and grabbed hold of Shane’s neck to bring their helmets together.
“Good job, I love you, Shane Hollander-Rozanov,” Ilya whispered to the love of his life. The crowd went wild, the Jumbotron caught their tender moment, and they will be trending again tomorrow, but for Shane and Ilya, the world was quiet as their hearts beat together on the ice.
Shane & Ilya vs Hudson & Connor
Everyone knows that Ilya worships the ground his Shane walks on… and everyone knows Shane would move heaven and earth for his Ilya.
That’s how they love - loud and proud - after so many years of hiding.
David made rounds of greeting everyone, even Anya, then he gave a side hug to Shane, rubbed his arm and gave him a kiss to his temple. Shane smiled at his father as he sat beside him.
“Hello, Ilya,” his Dad put his face closer to the phone screen.
“Good morning, Mr. H.” Ilya smiled brightly on the screen.
“I still have a copy of The New Yorker, you want to read it?”
“Yes, Mr. H. Keep it for me, please.”
The two of them chatted while Shane prepared Lilliana’s bowl of cereal, Anya’s dog food and his own breakfast. Their mother joined them shortly and they all had breakfast together while Ilya stayed on the phone talking to everyone. His parents told him about their upcoming trip to Japan to meet Yuna’s family.
“Is it a second honeymoon for you two?” Ilya asked them. “Still got it, Mr H?”
“Oh yes, son! I still have it!” David answered gleefully, wiggling his eyebrows up and down.
“Ilya!” Shane said.
“David!” his mother said.
Both Ilya and David laughed boisterously.
For the latest chapter of my AU fic, Love Shane. It is now COMPLETE.
My first ever longest fic and my first AU fic.
PILLOWS FOR THE OMEGA
“Alphaaaaaa,” pregnant Omega Ilya cried over the phone as soon as his husband and Alpha, Shane Hollander, answered his call.
“Hello, baby,” Shane answered in a soothing manner.
“Your babies are kicking me so much!” Ilya whined.
“Oh are they?”
“Yessss…. I swear our Shanettes better have your beautiful freckles and sweet brown eyes…”
“But don’t you want them to have your golden curls and your gorgeous blue eyes?”
“No,” was Ilya’s immediate reply. “Well, as long as they are healthy, but I still want Shanettes.”
“Okay, honey.”
“When will you be home?” Ilya whined again.
“I’ll be home tomorrow, my love. After this, I am done travelling. I will take care of you while our Shanettes are making your tummy their own personal playground. They might be little Ilyas, too, you know.” Shane was travelling home to Ottawa from Switzerland after his shoot for Rolex. He had been an ambassador for the brand for several years now and they had planned the shoot a year before, back when they didn’t expect Ilya to be pregnant. His mother was able to cancel other shoots so Shane can be with his pregnant Omega. “Why don’t we Facetime so I can see you?”
“Okay, Alpha.” Ilya switched the call to Facetime and when his face appeared on the screen, his husband’s beautiful doe eyes grew big with surprise.
“Ilya, baby, what are those?”
“Pillows!” Ilya exclaimed with glee. He was surrounded by numerous pillows of various sizes, which all had photos of his dearest Alpha. “So I won’t miss you so much, my Alpha.”
“Oh, baby. I miss you too.”
Ever since one of the fans gifted Shane with a customized pillow with his photo from one of his magazine shoots, Ilya had scoured all over the internet for the supplier. He found different ones and he ordered from all of them. The pillows had photos of his Alpha which he had personally taken: a lot of them showed his freckles, one had a photo of Shane’s doe brown eyes, one had a picture of him with dark glasses and another one with his reading glasses, one had him with his cap backwards with a huge smile on his face, another had him showing off his watch before they announced the Irina Foundation together, another one had a picture of him sleeping.
“I need more pillows,” Ilya declared.
“Really? Even when I am back home?”
“Yes, I can never get enough Shanes in my life,” he said solemnly.
“Haha, okay, baby, we will get you more Shane pillows. I should get pillows with pictures of my Omega, too, you know.”
“Okay, I will order for you.”
“No need, baby. I will do it myself. Just rest. I know our babies are tiring you so much.”
“Come home faster, please, Alpha.”
“I will, baby, I will. I love you, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander. My Omega.”
“I love you, too, Shane Hollander- Rozanov. My Alpha.”
On the First Anniversary of The Irina Foundation, Shane and Ilya hosted an extravagant formal dinner to celebrate, get more donors and to have an excuse for them to be seen together in public.
During the whole time, Ilya noticed Shane was always being surrounded by a lot of people and were heavily FLIRTED with. He really couldn’t blame them: with Shane in love and loved in return, regularly fückked six ways till Sunday, and fully accepting his sexuality, he was GLOWING. Add the facts that he had tons of endorsements left and right courtesy of his Momager, and the rumor going around that he was gay, people of all gender identities flew close to his Shane like a moth to a fire. Ilya would just watch proudly as his boyfriend shone. But yes, of course, he got a little bit jealous and possessive, but we won’t mention that, will we?
But Shane never noticed anything. When Ilya told him Jessica Chen, the daughter of one of their biggest donors was flirting with him, Shane just no, of course not, she just wanted to know more about our beneficiaries! Marta Cunningham, too, the Head of one of the mental health centers they work with and Shane said, no, she just wanted to talk about how therapy helps. Marcus Espinosa, a professional football player also but Shane just said no, he wanted to know more about our hockey camps! Even Francois La Pointe, a famous actor, but Shane was like, no we were talking about Rose!
But Ilya knew they were really flirting with his boyfriend but his Shane just wasn’t pick up the cues. And now more than ever, Ilya was so THANKFUL that he decided to jork off in the shower with Shane after their CCM commercial shoot so it was crystal clear to Shane what his intentions were. 
Shane and Ilya were both sitting on the bed beside each other scrolling on their phones when suddenly Ilya screams, “Shane Shane Shane look! Dinosaur has a new commercial!”
“What?”
“Hunter. He got new commercial. C’mere let’s watch together.” Ilya tugs Shane close to him and his hubby just melts in his chest. Then Ilya clicks on the commercial and they watch the ad together.
The whole time they were watching, Ilya was laughing with various commentaries:
“Ooooh, he has to watch out for his knee!”
“He knows how to use a battle rope? Maybe he uses a rope with Kip too!”
“Oh no, his shoulders might give out!”
“Is that a grey hair I see?”
Meanwhile, Shane got the phone from him and silently watched it and when the video ended, he played it again.
“You watching again, Shane?” Ilya looked at his husband and thats when he realized his hubby was INTENTLY watching the ad. “Shane?” His husband did not reply but just pause the video, zoom it in, and play it again. “Lyubimyy, are you…”
But all was in naught because Shane was still so focused on Scott Hunter’s ad.
“SHANE HOLLANDER-ROZANOV!” Ilya grabbed the phone from his husband and tackled him under him.
“Wha…” Shane said suddenly out of his daze.
“You were watching Scott Hunter’s commercial!”
“Yeah? I thought you were too!”
“But you play it again, pause and zoom on his body parts!”
“Yes, because Scott Hunter is hot.”
“No!!! My husband did not say that! This is betrayal, this is cheating! I want a divorce!”
His outburst just sent his husband into a burst of laughter. “Really you do? Want to divorce me? Call Iris Chen, she is good divorce lawyer.”
“What? How come you know good divorce lawyer?”
“Relax. I just overheard her name from the WAGs.”
“So you won’t divorce me?” Ilya said pouting.
“But you were the one who mentioned it!” Shane said exasperately.
“I did? Nooooo, I won’t ever say that! You are stuck with me, Hollander. Forever. Till death do us apart. Beyond death even.”
“C’mere you big baby,” Shane tugged his husband’s shoulder so he would lie down on top of him. He hugged his manchild of a husband real tight and stroked his curly hair.
When Ilya fell asleep on top of him, Shane grabbed his phone and watched the Under Armour ad again and again because Scott Hunter was really hot.
Hours had passed and he finally called his best friend.
“Shane.”
“Ilya. Is anything wrong?” Ilya didn’t realize he sounded tired on their audio call for Shane to quickly detect it.
“Nothing,” he answered lamely.
“How are you?”
“Ok. Not good. Probably bad.”
“Want to talk about it?”
“Yes, but not now.”
“Okay. How’s Barcelona?”
“It’s very beautiful. It’s nice to be on the same continent as Moscow. Gaudi’s architecture is as colorful as our churches back in Russia. It’s almost home. Almost.”
“Must be nice. How’s the club scene there?”
“Not sure. We haven’t been.”
“I thought that would be the first thing you’d go to.”
“It’s not really why we are here,” Ilya paused as he was crossing the street. He hated that he hadn’t told Shane about Dmitry, but with everything going on, he hadn’t found the proper time to tell him. He realized he was back at the cafe where they had come from. “How is Lilliana?”
“Still asleep with Anya. They both sleep in the nursery.”
“They get along?”
“Yes, so much. I now have two baby girls,” Shane chuckled.
“Hey, I saw a lot of dogs walking here with their humans with no leash!”
“Really?”
“Yes! I’ll take a video and show you and Lilliana.”
“Lillina would love that. She puts butterfly clips on Anya now. I have a picture, I’ll send it to you.”
“She needs more clips then,” Ilya declared. He was enjoying the easy conversation he was having with his Shane, just the two of them, when he heard his name.
“Ilya?”
He turned towards the direction of the voice and was astonished to see Dmitry alone.
“Shane, I have to go,” he said curtly.
“Okay. Call me later?”
“Of course.”
“Hi,” Ilya said to Dmitry as he ended his call.
“I’m Dmitry. I don’t know if you remember me.”
Newest chapters of my AU fic,
Love, Shane, now up. From Ilya’s POV
LOVESICK ON THE JUMBOTRON
It was Ilya’s first playoff as Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs. The excitement in the air was palpable: it was the first ever playoffs of the Centaurs and with reigning Stanley Cup champions, the New York Admirals, at that. It was like David vs Goliath.
For Ilya, the excitement was a hundred times more because seated in the lower-bowl sections reserved for families of players were the three Hollanders: Yuna, David and Shane, on the side of the Centaurs all cheering for him. Its was the most family members he had ever in his entire hockey career.
During their warm-ups, the Jumbotron swiped over the crowd which Ilya was so used too. Suddenly, there was a different kind of cheer, one that Ilya knows is reserved for famous people on the crowd. Ilya didn’t bother to look up but Troy Barrett, nudged him to look up he did and the sight took his breath away.
The Jumbotron was showing the Hollanders with Shane at the middle and was wearing HIS jersey. He had no idea Shane would do that, they were just traumatically outed by that stupid Fanmail video and Ilya knew his boyfriend was still not used to them being known to be together. Shane looked so relaxed and happy between his parents that it made Ilya tear up. Of course, the Jumbotron was quick to catch his reaction and a collective “awww” was heard across the arena as his teary, love sick eyes was captured. Then the view was split him and Shane who was also tearing up. Shane got up much to the delight of the crowd and turned to show the name Rozanov across his back. Ilya totally broke down at this.
Just then the Jumbotron was swiped across the other side of the arena and there was Kip, standing up wearing his Scott’s jersey. He also showed Hunter’s name spread across his back. The crowds went crazy. It was the first time in the history of MLH that the two rival Captains had their boyfriends at the crowds.
Scott skated towards Ilya and they both looked at their boyfriends lovingly.
The screen was split between Shane and Kip and the latter mimicked a phone with his fingers and mouthed “call me” to Shane and winked at him flirtatiously. Shane doubled in laughter while their boyfriends’ jaws dropped on the ice. They were both photographed as such and that became the first official photos of the two captains of the playoffs.
Shane and Ilya were out on a European cruise the summer after they have won their 1st Stanley Cup as Centaurs and as Mr & Mr Hollanov-Rozanov. Shane would get up earlier than Ilya (after their morning sex of course) and would work out at the gym. One morning, he couldn’t find his husband at their suite after his work out so he settled at the deck, took a selfie and posted it on IG. His husband must be with the other passengers acting like Ms Congeniality. Less than a minute after he posted his selfie, his husband appeared at his side.
“You called?” Ilya asked him, eyeing him lewdly. Shane just smiled at his husband and was satisfied with the “carrier pigeon” he used to call his husband.
COMPLETE!
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