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# give velvette a nose !!!

#her side profile is so hard to draw without a nose #hazbin velvette

artofelanor

Are we sure he's a shark and not a parrot?

quaintpanic

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

quaintpanic

falsity555-deactivated20251002

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

hyperthusiast

Jealousy Games

Chapter 1: Game On of my CherriBang 2026 fic is up! Featuring fake-dating shenanigans and post-season 2 drama!

“I need for us to enter into a public relationship.” Lucifer’s eyes flew almost comically wide, a fine dusting of gold covering his cheeks as he opened and closed his mouth. “Oh. You… wow. That… I did not see coming…” He rubbed a hand over the back of his neck, and his eyes darted down to where the floor met the wall. “Well, I read this completely wrong. Uh, look, Red, I don’t know whether to be flattered or disgusted, but I’m not interested in you like that. Or like anything, really. You’re basically like the dirt on the bottom of my shoe. If that dirt was rancid. Just a mega gross inconvenience.” Alastor went from his eyebrows shooting up, blinking in surprise at the fact that Lucifer actually thought he wanted to date him, to his eyes narrowing in indignant rage. “Let me make this very clear,” he seethed in a low voice. “There is nothing I want less than to enter into a relationship with the likes of you. You are obnoxious, insufferable, and do not deserve the power you hold. You are a joke of a king, and I have never met anyone with such misplaced arrogance.” “Right…” He arched an unimpressed brow as he crossed his arms. “Real convincing after you just asked me out. Is this supposed to make me like you? Because you have got to work on your methods.” “I don’t want a real relationship!” he spat, beyond frustrated. “I just need you to make Vox jealous!” Lucifer’s arms dropped to his sides, and he blinked at him in disbelief. “Vox…? The guy who kidnapped and tortured us? You want to date him? You have got some serious problems.”

dasloddl

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

eepyenbyfox

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

hyperlexichypatia

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.