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[killshopdeluxe]

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[killshopdeluxe]

cliche self-insert soulbound vampire lover fantasy except I exploit the soulbond to make them be my eternal manservant and clean my apartment in exchange for blood so I can spend more time getting on the grindset

[killshopdeluxe]

saw this and I was like I didn’t even know there was a show let me look it up—! only to be so let down it was not in fact live action with the most deranged practical effects imagineable and it was just a cartoon that looks like the original rinky dink game :( I feel like the comparison is stolen valour but maybe they’re doing something crazy with the toon gore

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

[fanderburker]

[skluug]

yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass

[togglesbloggle]

When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent.  The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.

He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though.  Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically.  And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.

One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little.  So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”

And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”

[dovewithscales]

The space race was two seven year olds daring each other to climb a tree while Europe was figuring out universal healthcare.

[slaeht]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[happilyhadesbound]

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

[lautakwah]

[gsirvitor]

[missingno-polaris]

[gsirvitor]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[uncomfortable-bodies]

Alright only took me two months this time. Art and writing took a hit from the condensed timeline but whatever- grind can’t stop and I got like ten more issues of this shit planned.

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[our-queer-experience]

actually while we’re talking about this- mocking a bi woman for having a boyfriend when she should have a girlfriend isnt cool or funny or progressive its really annoying actually

[obi-waankenobi]

I was literally just talking yesterday about feeling like a "bad queer" because to anyone who sees me, I'm a cishet mom with a cishet boyfriend. I'm actually nonbinary and bisexual, but because I'm not flamboyantly queer, I feel alienated in a lot of queer spaces.

Making fun of anyone for their relationship is shitty. And tbh I'd rather be in a room full of cishet allies than fellow queer folks mocking me for being with a man.

[not-poignant]

People who say being "straight passing" is a privilege miss all the ways that folks who fall into this category are very savagely and cruelly erased from queer spaces by queer people until finally they feel like they're not queer enough to belong when they literally belong as much as anyone else. Being repeatedly erased from your own community is not the privilege some folks think it is.

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

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[alix-tran]

At the cinema 🍿