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Misplaced Lens Cap
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Claire Keane
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Almost 40 years later Harry wakes up in the dead of the night, apparates into Ron’s home and shakes him awake.
Ron: Dude, blimey, what’s wrong!
Harry: We could’ve gone together!! We could’ve gone to the yule ball together and it would’ve been fine!! We could’ve done that!
Ron: *dawning realization followed by deep-rooted regret that they were both very dumb teenagers*
dumbledore: so the matron tells me you’re the antichrist
riddle: yep
dumbledore: i’m going to set your wardrobe on fire, want to join my magic school?
Can someone pleeeaaassseee redraw this as them.
I love how most of the HP fandom just assumes that everyone is gay
except for Ron. Ron is only for Hermione.
Please tell me that there was at least one asshole Muggleborn kid who refused to call teachers professor
“Mr. Snape?”
“It’s professor Snape”
“Do you have a doctorate degree?”
“… no”
“Okay then Mr. Snape”
“But squad, do you think Lupin’s a professor?”
“Did you see his elbow patches? No question”
I am not even sorry.
Part 2 of the Marauder Halloween, you can find part 1 on my Tumblr under the my art tag!
Also ten points to those who recognized the song in the end, it’s scream and shout by will.i.am and Britney bi-… Spears ^^
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the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when you’re 11 and you’re reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they weren’t adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and i’m so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD I’M SAD IM GETTING A BEER
Yeah I hadn’t even considered it. That’s younger than a lot of us on here
I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”
harry: serotonin? in this economy?
Sirius and baby Harry?
harry can’t duel
harry can’t duel
harry cannot duel
he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel
even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD
Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:
“He’s Harry Potter!”
“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”
“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”
“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”
“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”
“He only ever uses one spell-”
“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee
Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”
Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me
And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me
Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me
The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter
You’re Absolutely Right a retraction
How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever
That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard
Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me
OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me
i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasn’t even that good
100% believe that if petunia hadn’t cut lily out of her life, james would have just rolled with it and learned muggle magic tricks and performed them at various family functions, like
try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christening
“you can’t wear that james” “it’s the only way i’m going, lil” “fine but give me your wand” “my real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?” “both, and you’d better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leave”
“I’m not a magician, marge, i’m an illusionist.”
petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harry’s amusement
actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernon’s extended family
standing up at christmas and saying that he’d like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says ‘let him do it’ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to ‘vanish’ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesn’t work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernon’s extended family
and that is probably when petunia cuts lily out of her life for Real
guys this is a very important post and i’ve been thinking about it all morning
harry has been riding in the tube since he can remember. sometimes, people will get off and he always wonder why he never does. there are people on the train who’s been far longer travelling and there are people who appeared and get off the train the next day.
harry’s not sure how does it work. once, he asked the conductor. “you’ll know your destination once we get there.”
it’s not helpful at all.
he knows the names of all people sitting with him in the cart. there’s cecile, a woman in her eighties. she doesn’t talk much but harry enjoys her company nonetheless. there’s bruce, he never mentioned how old is he. harry assumes he’s between sixteen and eighteen. bruce talks all the time and full of stories. harry knows they’re all made up because no one in the cart remembers their past. a man wearing a funny looking robe sits near the door. he never leaves his sit. two middle aged man sit on his left. they never stopped playing a game of chess. and a girl named vivian that has a lapful of cat. she’s mute.
harry has never slept. no one can seems to. and if the conversations die out, they just gaze outside.
the outside is just a vast of white nothingness. if the train stops and a person steps out to their destination, that’s when only they see colors. it’s not vivid but it’s enough for a change of scenery even just for a second.
a day before harry knows his destination is about to come, a new passenger sits besides him. he’s tall, pale, and blond. he has a striking grey eyes that are looking at him.
“i’ve been looking for you.” he says. harry doesn’t reply. he doesn’t have to. suddenly, floodgates of memories open.
“draco.” harry remembers.
draco smiles and leans his head against harry’s. “terrible of you to go before me. i cried, you know.” he grabs draco’s hand and intertwines it with his.
“i’ve been waiting for you.” harry kisses his husband’s forehead. he sees cecile looking at them and he smiles back before he closes his eyes. it’s a goodbye.
for the first time, harry sleeps.
Snape: *was a fully grown adult who knew way better than to bully innocent children but did it anyways*
JKR: but let’s give him a redemption arc!!! let’s make everyone forgive him bc he loved Lily!!!
Draco: *was a child. raised to think bullying was okay. was never taught any different*
JKR: nahhh fuck that bitch, he doesn’t deserve a redemption arc. he’s the spawn of Satan.
death: i have come to take you
harry: hold on, let me ask my husband
death: it’s not a choi-
harry, shouting: dracO, CAN I GO OUT WITH DEATH
draco, shouting back: YOU CANT GO OUT IT’S ALMOST DINNER TIME
harry, shrugging: sorry, he says no
I have this headcanon that Draco would take any relationship advice (when it comes to Harry) to heart, no matter how bad it is.
And due to the fact that everyone close to him has no experience with dealing with relationships properly, he constantly messes up.
Like Aunt Bellatrix says give him a love potion, guess who’s gonna stay up all night making one but ends up giving it to Crabbe by accident.
Lucius says throw money at him, catch Draco pelting Harry with Galleons during quidditch practice.
Narcissa says a smile will help, Draco spends an entire day staring at Harry with an unblinking smile till Harry literally can’t blink in fear of what Malfoy is planning.
If the fucking Mermaids in the Lake say drown him, I bet Draco is just gonna shove Harry in the deepest part of the Lake without hesitation.
Drarry would’ve been canon years ago if someone had given Draco some good fucking advice.
Hagrid, indicating to Buckbeak who is being pet by Harry: Anyone else want to ride him?
*Everyone has their hand down except for Draco*
Pansy, to Draco: He means the Hippogriff not Potter.
*Draco slowly puts his hand down*
