0:46 I love how they juxtapose the rap music and the shiny chromey logo, over the super exciting cargo trailer hookup.
2:05 Wait, they're seriously robbing a shipment of mini-tv/VCR combos? They could have made the truck carry whatever they wanted. Hell, DVD players were still worth a small fortune in 2001, why not make a hundred boxes of that instead?
2:58 For a second, I thought this took place in New Jersey. My bad.
3:24 Ok, who is this wannabe motherfucker in the slime green ricer car?
4:30 What is going on with this music? seriously I'm confused and mildly frightened.
5:08 Oh wait, there's Vin Diesel. ...and Paul Walker is aroused, so aroused.
5:22 Why the fuck is the music back?!
6:00 Michelle Rodriguez managed to convince the production of this company that those flamey boots somehow weren't super lesbian boots. She looks completely disgusted with being there.
6:24 So do these conversations actually happen? did they happen?
7:40 Oh, I get it. In a world where the only way to have any self worth is by being an insufferable alpha male, a guy will just randomly assault another guy for literally any reason.
8:04 HAHA, that response from Vin Diesel was solid.
10:15 Wait, so the first character exposition we get about this guy, involves defending his job due to needing Nitrous. I didn't know obviously lower class people in Southern California could afford to have a job just for the discount at the specialty car shop not to mention apparently never actually showing up at a reasonable time. Am I supposed to appreciate this because of some sort of man dream.
10:37 OMG I already know the whole plot of the movie. Paul Walker's character is a special agent for the government who is trying to get in good with Vin Diesel's character because he is the "gateway contact" to this crime underworld he needs to infiltrate.
15:50 I like the all inclusive racing dipshits club. Even had a weirdo gay.
16:50 So why would an illegal racing club waste car weight with a full sized sound kit? Like seriously, who whould even risk that kind of prize money to look "cool"?
23:00 OH SHIT IT"S THE COPS!
25:00 Vin Diesel: Damsel in Distress.
26:20 Vin Diesel: Stalker in Mild Arousal.
27:10 Random shot of Confucius is more confusing than helpful. What was the director trying to say with this?
27:44 Am I supposed to take this alligator hide skinny jeans wearing walking joke just because he has an SMG? Snakeskin, ok that makes more sense (not).
29:40 Ok, so that explosion was pretty cool.
31:06 Must have been the good shit.
34:36 "So what would you like to drink at my underground racing party ...bud light, corona, maybe some jaeger?". A diet snapple would be amazing!"
35:52 DID I CALL IT OR WHAT?!
40:55 It took 40 minutes and 55 Seconds for any of the character to seem at all real. Is that too long?
46:00 These are some seriously dramatic guys, like Housewives of OC dramatic.
51:34 Ok so they are DVD players.
58:40 Holy shit, Vin, you need a hug.
The next 40 minutes is women telling their men to be less dramatic and getting ignored.
They ended it on a cliffhanger...
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