[mojoscircus]

Pop Sugar editors share the awards they’d give Connor Storrie for his portrayal of Ilya Rozanov in Heated Rivalry | via Instagram

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[tlirsgender]

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

[tlirsgender]

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer

[allyourlife]

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

[thebelchers]

Linda: What the hell is everyone looking at me for? Louise: [coughs] Because you have road rage.

Bob’s Burgers, Driving Miss Ragey (S16E13)

[moonlightsonatah]

hang it in the louvre

pt 36/?

[theriverbeyond]

i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.

[imjunebitch]

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[johannestevans]

Always really funny when you're sat up with the cat in your lap and you start making motions toward getting up, and the cat is Aware but is pretending Not to be Aware and also not making eye contact with you in the hopes that you will in fact NOT get up, bc the cat is comfortable

I'm so glad the process of domestication involves a lot of co-evolution of certain social signals bc. Its really fucking funny

Like i don't need my cat to be able to speak english. The fact that she is avoiding eye contact and feigning a lack of knowledge of my behaviours is way funnier

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[virgoboy]

wow i really don’t want to work <3 live laugh love

[bob-belcher]

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015) Season 4 | Episode 11 "The Comeback Kid"

[thebelchers]

[carolsturka]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me