[keasusreevsus]

Ilya: Here's a photo of me in my Halloween costume

Shane, shoving a butt plug up his ass:

[dragongirlbunny]

[mymoonandmyshane]

can we stop pretending that yuna hollander doesnt swear or like swearing. one of the first things she says about ilya is “fuck him. fuck him right up the butt.”

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[segamascott]

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[segamascott]

[cumslutshane]

the horrors ™️

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[fairycosmos]

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

[durnesque-esque]

Fun fact: they've done studies and money DOES buy happiness, but it tops out after a certain amount (nowadays around $500,000)

So yeah, having food / bills / medicine & a fair amount of leisure covered by income DOES buy happiness, but excess wealth depletes the effect exponentially.

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[bob-belcher]

Bob’s Burgers, Turkey in a Can (S04E05)

[aurpiment]

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate