luce

they/them #lesbianforhollander pwhl fanatic, go ottawa charge!

[mymoonandmyshane]

Intro Post I Guess

hi im luce, 23, they/them

my sideblog for heated rivalry and sometimes the pwhl (main pwhl sideblog is @mygwynbug, i like and follow from @ladycxnstellation)

posts are usually just random thoughts im having some are gonna be gold some are gonna be shit so just roll with it

if you would like someone to hockeypick your fics and give you feedback to make it more realistic, pls dm or submit an ask!!! i love sports and hockey, though obligatory i am not an expert <3

my more serious analyses are under #lucethinks, usually about shane and autism

i am a lesbian for hollander ❤️

banners by @ilyasmole

[mymoonandmyshane]

now im usually an exclusive Dom ilya and exclusive sub shane but something in me needs to give ilya a mommy kink as a sub top

[mutinsfromthemoon]

“ilya i think we need to spend time doing things separately” shane says all of sudden and ilya drops the phone from his hands and looks up to shane “why?” he asks “the guys and some of the wags were saying we’re codependent” shane replies “and this is a bad thing? i like to spend time with you” ilya says “i don’t know if it’s a bad thing. i like to spend time with you too” shane says as he sighs “there’s is no problem then” ilya says as he picks up his phone again “we like to spend all the hours of our day together so what? it’s good thing yes? we love each other” he resume his scrolling through tiktok “yeah, right, i think you’re right. we love each other and enjoy to spend any time we can together, there’s no problem with that” shane says crossing his arms as he adjusts his back in the bed frame. after that all their friends had their senses tingling warning them that something is about to get worse and it’s ilya and shane clinginess and now they’ll have to do an intervention cus the two of them go together even to the bathroom

[ivviannaa]

#myshane loves the pwhl and the pwhl loves him back. in montreal, he would go to every victoire (triomphe?) game that he could given his schedule. he has jerseys and gets wedding invites and the entire roster's numbers in his phone. they adore him and he loves being around people who share his love of hockey without being boisterous dickbags

this leads to a full fledged uprising when shane gets run out of montreal though. they're so pissed off because really?? you got rid of your best player because he's GAY? the victoire no longer even associates with their nhl equivalent. it doesn't exist in their minds. meanwhile ottawa's pwhl team is already best friends with the centaurs and is just excited to have another addition that happens to be shane thee hollander

[shanesloverboy]

Why do people keep forcing the narrative that Ilya secretly hates hockey and just wants to be Shane's WAG and stay at home cooking with their kids and dog. You don't get to the level he did at a sport unless you're obsessed with it to a slightly unhealthy level. It's giving misogyny, homophobia, and toxic heteronormativity.

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[shanepervert]

jane all shy tracing her fingertips over butch lilya's big hard tdick and asking so sweetly for lilya to put it inside her and use her pussy to get off <3

[mymoonandmyshane]

i know for a fact the “does bruno mars is gay” meme went triple platimum in the shane hollander rpf fandom

[mymoonandmyshane]

i want shane to hit chris ballard with a car

[mymoonandmyshane]

i fucking hate this man he is ruining my team and has been for nearly a decade shane hollander if you can hear me i need you to hit him with your jeep 🙏🙏

[brokentoasterrr]

ilya posts a video on instagram with the caption “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” and it’s shane cradling anya like a baby outside the vet’s office whispering “you were so brave, honey. we’ll get you a pup cup on the drive home and you can sit in my lap while papa drives. you did such a good job when the scary lady poked you. such a good girl” and people everywhere lose their fucking minds

[mymoonandmyshane]

i want shane to hit chris ballard with a car

[fuckrozanov]

have u had any new thoughts about crazy jealous shane hollander recently queen 🙏🤲

i was actually recently thinking about ilya absent-mindedly scrolling through his camera roll next to shane in bed and he scrolls a little too far and some random girl’s nude is suddenly right there in shane’s face. and ilya is like haha oopsie :) but he feels shane go rigid next to him and when he chances a sideways look shane has gone back to pretending to be extremely focused on his book. ilya asks him what’s wrong 500 times and finally Finally shane is like “no it’s fine i just didn’t realize you still needed to look at some random puck bunny’s tits to get off, ilya. i didn't realize my presence was so thoroughly inadequate. should i go bleach my hair? should i start wearing a micro-skirt to the rink? is that what we're doing now?” and ilya has no choice but to bend him over the mattress and hold him down and list all the reasons shane is so much better than the poor girl in his phone

[fixielixie]

thinking about shane waiting really patiently to say a joke he came up with in his head and he thinks it’s such a good one and he’s really excited to say it. he attempts to really nonchalantly drop it in but there isn’t a good spot to until finally he gets his perfect set up and says it and everyone laughs and he’s just sitting back, so pleased like 🙂 thinking ‘good job, shane’

[deletiaclementine]

Contrary to popular belief Ilya and Shane are an absolute pair of gossip hens. Nothing is more fun to them than wrapping up the FaceTime filth and then one of them saying “okay so can I be a bitch for a minute”

[bipolar4autistic]

No cuz the fucking problem is that Ilya does have a fast car and he and Shane do need to make a decision to leave tonight or live and die this way . That’s the fucking problem .

[providing-leverage]

Me @ me: it's okay to have multiple conflicting ideas about Hollanov dynamics and to enjoy things that feel ooc, normal even, no one is going to kill you for letting multiple head cannons exist at the same time and it's fine that you reblogged two very opposing posts back to back, and find some kinks simultaneously hot and super icky.

[mothsartart]

Rumors circulate that princess of pop Liliya Rozanova is dating PWHL Victoire captain Jane Hollander after recent Instagram post. Link.