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Hey guys!!! So my blog is pretty much what ever mood I'm in. Sometimes I just find random stuff and blog it, mostly fandom stuff. Well enjoy! <3

[pr1nceshawn]

How Did They Get That Shot?

[margaretmary7]

HOLD THE DOOR

[interwar]

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

[littlemusicalwitch]

Nerd problems

[mobbu-rider]

*agressively sketches Punnett squares*

[homoeconomix-deactivated2022110]

[jlaw]

[cyan--scientist]

Alright I’m gonna talk about this for a second because I think it’s really important. I have heard a lot of people criticize Daisy for being a dumb character; “a bauble of a woman” I think one review called her when the movie came out this summer. And I’ve always felt confused when people say that, because I never thought Daisy was stupid. Vain, selfish, and indecisive, yes, but never stupid, and a lot of my reasoning for that belief came from this line . “I hope she’ll be a fool,” she says, because she is NOT a fool. Daisy sees the world for what it is (which is something Gatsby could never do, by the way) and that’s why everything is so hard for her. She understands what are actually the themes of the novel: that sometimes your dreams die and that those things you value are actually not valuable. That’s what she learned after Gatsby left and she entered a loveless marriage with a horrible man, which is a difficult thing to experience even if you are an idiot. But she never wants anyone to have to experience those things the way she’s experienced them, or to learn what she believed was the horrible truth of 1920s America; she’d much rather pretend that everything was okay, so that’s exactly what she does. She just pretends. Daisy is a lot of things, but a fool is not one of them.

[nachovixen]

how many high school kids do you think copied and pasted that into their essay for their english class

[ohgandalf]

[jonsnowbadass]

Game of Thrones Merchandise: http://bit.ly/19zIiWD

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[mohicaaa]

Reblog to save a life

[swolizard]

The reason some girls wear make up..

[mvngspcs-deactivated20160411]

“so check this contour.” D E A D

[sleepwalk-living]

“Guess who’s back and betta than ever? Those sausage drops aren’t the only thing you’ll see twice, it’s yo girl T. Let’s go Boys, I don’t wear makeup to impress you. And I don’t wear makeup because I’m insecure. [Because frankly, I look good without makeup, but that’s besides the point, irrelevant] Anyways, I do not wake up in the morning and think ‘imma paint my eyelids blue because Josh likes blue, I'mma fleek the eyebrows cause Josh loves the flick of the wrist.’ no! uhuh! My eyelids gonna be gold because Im glitter A F, my lips gonna be pink cause they so lucious, and I’m gonna look good and you aint gotta tell me I look good, because I know! Check this contour.”

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

[uberfag]

is that a tortilla 

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

[skankzzilla-blog]

Oklahoma is a strange state

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

You have no idea

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

Reading that was an experience

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

i found the pictures

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

OH MY GOD

[konpozaa-blog]

there are some stories on tumblr that are too weird or extreme sounding to be true. Sometimes there’s like, one picture, which could be something else out of context with an elaborate story tacked on.

but then there’s this shit and. there’s just. there is absolutely no way for there to be any contest over whether or not that man actually came to school and ate a whole pineapple. There it is. There he goes. There’s no way for anyone to argue this. That boy honest to god is just eating a fucking pineapple at school.

[sese24]

@fangirf

[margaretmary7]

Damn it isn’t even ripe

[livebyyourownrules]

I get distracted more easily than a five year old.

[iwantmyhonorback]

[arianogrande-blog]

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

this is so me nd I hate it

[cilly-murphy]

“You’re an interesting man, Mr. Scamander. Just like your suitcase, I think there’s much more to you than meets the eye. Kicked out of Hogwarts for endangering human life with a beast yet one of your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion. I wonder what makes Albus Dumbledore so fond of you, Mr. Scamander.” —  Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Teaser Trailer

[jonsnowbadass]

Game of Thrones Merchandise: http://bit.ly/19zIiWD

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

“Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

[harveyspellman]