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don't follow this it's for me to look at and laugh

[90skid-com]

where has this pic been my whole life

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[mischiefmakermax]

[fiestasaur]

[pukicho]

i envy your ability to destroy people with mere words

Butter is just half-cheese

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[transgenderer]

i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is

[moteldogs]

poking yourself in the eye? a cunning symbol of sexual intercourse

[transgenderer]

exactly!!

[afloweroutofstone]

Might I add:

Yonic the Hedgehog

[oligopsoneia-deactivated2018051]

you might not have, and yet you did, entirely cognizant,

[itsagifnotagif]

There is so much raw energy in this picture

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

i fukcing hate this show

[sugarkillsall]

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

[partlysmith]

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

[2002-honda-crv]

[wndasmaximoffs]

[animatedtext]

[commiemo]

LGBTQ

Let’s Guillotine the Bourgeoisie Tonight, Qomrades!

[feywildwest]

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

[zmyaro]

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

[feywildwest]

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

[gallusrostromegalus]

My Personal favorite is:

“May all your teeth fall out, except for one, to give you a toothache.”

[dipskits]

deer are horse if they were twinks

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[selivakyle]

Is this just? Fair? WHO wants this

[heterokatedison]

[makomoriz]

FOX has cancelled Brooklyn Nine-Nine after five seasons. But not all hope is lost! Tweet at sites and networks such as @Netflix, @Hulu, and @TBSNetwork to renew the series and request the show on Netflix. ❤️

[satanstrousers]

My friends, family, and followers everytime I open my god damn mouth