Your dose of random for the day (:

Ummm pretty random which will probably be seen through my blogs (x Not much else to say get to know me. :D

[weavemama]

[ithelpstodream]

[nightinngales]

[asexystanley-blog]

me

[asexystanley-blog]

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[eddiesrichie]

Finn: who are you

Finn: I’m you but fuck you

[alltheworld-willbeyours]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via vigilanterepoman)

[mariahjasmine]

I need this sign for my shower

[mjalti]

need a cheat day from having to be human and exist all these years

[aleriehightower]

[ethiopienne]

lucy liu shuttin you down since day 1.

[amyjake-archive-deactivated2017]

Comedy is such a strange thing in the world. On occasion, it can be treated with a lot of reverence, but it’s generally treated a little bit less than reverentially. Still, I’m doing this for a living. People call and ask me to come do comedy. I’m writing comedy, and people are letting me make it. I’ve already won. Everything from this point on is about what I want my career to look like. When it’s over, I want to stand by all the things I’ve made.  — Happy 39th Birthday, Andy Samberg (August 18, 1978) ♡♡

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Galinda is not a race specific role!

Shout it from the rooftops.

[sick-intentions]

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

[mariahjasmine]

Working on becoming the girl of my own dreams

[respectfulmemes]

[baawri]

Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]

[thick-thighs-and-french-fries]

Cant reblog this enough

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

I love that this shows both sides, how society is ingrained to see women as baby-makers and men as walking wallets who’s only worth is if they make good cash. Both are equally demeaning and limiting in different ways. 

[baph0meat]

im serious about that “stop saving things for special occasions” bit tho like. even if u aren’t in your 20s. thats for everyone. its one of the most useful things ive learned lately

stop! just stop. eat the special snack. drink the expensive hippie tea. use the incense or the bath bomb or whatever you paid way too much for because you were feeling really bad and retail therapy makes u feel alive

when we save things for special occasions/rainy days it contributes to us feeling like A.) our day to day existence is lackluster and B.) you have to be feeling a certain level of Bad, or have to reach a certain level of Socially Accepted Achievement, to enjoy things

just give yourself stuff. there are definitely sometimes reasons to withhold things from yourself - as motivation, if it’s something you consciously want to use sparingly, etc - but at least for me half the time it just turns into self-flagellation and also cool things and cool experiences and nice treats just collect dust while i wait for some fabled day when i convince myself i finally Deserve it

just fuckin give yourself stuff dude. life’s so mindblowingly short

[voidbat]

my grandmother died having only used her china like twice in her life. during the year or so before her death, she was starting to package up and give things of hers to her kids, and gave mom the china while sighing “oh i wish i had used the china more!” and mom tried so hard to convince her to just keep it, then, and eat corny dogs off it if she wanted. she insisted she couldn’t possibly, you need a special reason to use the fine china. when nana died, we used her fine china as our everyday dishes for years. i was 18 when she died, and never really stopped having that in the back of my head. now, when i hear myself say “i wish i had a reason to wear/do/eat/use X!” i hear nana regretting never really using her china. and let me tell you a thing: spaghettios taste great when eaten from fine china.

[dear-miss-adair]

I’ve seen this post making the rounds. Just wanted to add something to it that my sister-in-law once told me:

“A ‘special thing’ can make any occasion special.”

She told me this when I objected to her opening a really expensive bottle of champagne just to watch a movie. And you know, she was right. The champagne was amazing and while we always sit around and watch movies, that bottle made that night a really special occasion that I will always remember.

So, cut yourself a little slack and remember that an ordinary day can become special.

[supernaturallyginger]

[skellydun]

do u ever get hit with a fresh wave of love for your friends bc they’re such amazing beautiful people that make your life a thousand times better so u just wanna make sure they are aware of ur love for them

[zeppelinsghost]

[jee-q]

I’m mature enough to admit that I’m the reason for some failed friendships/relationships. I apologize