Maria

18 | she/her | steven grant if he was a girl taking a break Sorry if I unfollowed you!! :/

[baedarob]

"Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something"

DC!! GIVE DAMIAN A RACCOON AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!

Anyway, I really liked the idea of Damian with a raccoon. I've literally been dying to draw it all week

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something.

Damian: Grayson, why does Pennyworth leave food on the counter every night?

Dick, on his phone, not even paying attention: Oh, that's for Jason.

Damian: For 'Jason'?

Dick: Yeah. Sometimes he sneaks into the kitchen at night, so Alfred started leaving food out for him.

Damian, confused: I've never seen anyone here.

Dick: Well he doesn't always come. And last time, Bruce caught him crawling through the window and scared him away so, who knows when he'll show up again.

Damian, definitely thinking of a raccoon: So then Pennyworth is feeding a random stray that crawled out of God knows where?

Dick, annoyed: He's not a 'random stray', Damian, he's family, and he has been living in this house for way longer than you have.

Damian, trying to remember how long do raccoons live for:

Damian: I hope he doesn't die soon.

Dick: ????!!

*Later that night in the Bat-cave*

Tim, typing away in the computer:

Damian: Drake. Have you ever met Jason?

Tim: Uh. Stupid, annoying and looks like a skunk? Yes, why?

Damian, picturing a mix between a racoon and a skunk:

Damian: Is he friendly?

Tim: Well, the first time I met him, he attacked me, so...

Damian: Hmm... What did you do to provoke him?

Tim: What did I do to– Bitch–

Tim: Nothing! He just didn't like me taking 'what was his', or something.

Damian, nodding: You invaded his territory.

*The next day*

Damian: Father, when do you think Jason will visit again? I want to meet him.

Bruce: Um. I don't know, Damian. He doesn't come here often.

Damian: Why?

Bruce: Because he lives somewhere else.

Damian: Why doesn't he just live here with us instead? He would be safer.

Bruce, wincing: I don't think he would like that, Damian. He's not confortable here.

Damian: But, maybe if I befriend him I could convince him to stay.

Bruce, sighing: I don't thinks so, Damian. You have have to respect his wishes.

Damian: Oh...

Damian: I hope he doesn't get rabies

Bruce: ???!!

[i-am-unreasonable]

damian, in the middle of the night, standing in the kitchen doorway half asleep after exhausting patrol, sees a big figure in front of the open fridge, silently prepares for battle:

jason, in the middle of the night, hunched beside the open fridge in the manor's kitchen, locking eyes with tired deadly looking kid in pajamas: ...hi

jason, slowly moving his hands where the kid can see them, taking a second glass: ...want some orange juice?

damian, frowning: speak your name and intentions, intruder.

jason: ...i thought you, you know. knew already.

damian, frowning even more, now slightly confused: knew what?

jason, slightly ashamed: that i sometimes visit manor's kitchen at night because alfred's cooking is godsend and i don't have time for grocery shopping?

damian, going through ten stages of confusion, grief, disappointment and other emotions: you're jason?

jason, slightly indignant now, but still a little ashamed: yes? who else?

damian: i thought you were a raccoon! not some adult-wanna-be.

jason: first of all, what the fuck, second of all, how dare you.

bruce, walking in, haven't yet realised who is swearing and what is happening: language.

bruce: ...wait

jason:

jason: did you tell him i'm a raccoon?

bruce: wha- what are you talking about-

jason: was it dick?

[k1tk4ttt]

if the dad’s best friend trope where he knew reader since they were born and immediately have feelings and attraction the minute reader turns 18 has no haters that means i'm dead

[juzosuke]

[mariamarioo]

I'm sorry for the person I'm about to become once F4 is out

[theatrekidenergy]

Moonknight pfp

F4 (specifically Johnny) fan

Murdock in username

Most based tumblr user ever, apparently. You win bro. @mariamurdock

[mariamarioo]

This is probably the best thing anyone has ever told me 🫡

[mariamarioo]

I'm sorry for the person I'm about to become once F4 is out

[mariamarioo]

Going to see it today!!!!

[mariamarioo]

Dear Marvel,

Is it so hard to ask for a cat? Like, if alpine is not in doomsday with bucky, I'm going to be losing it.

[mariamarioo]

I honestly don't understand why are people so mad that writers make bob stutter in their fics. Like, half of the movie he IS stuttering, so why is it such a big deal in the fics but not in the movie

And also, a lot are saying John stopped calling bob “bobby” since he heard his father call him that. but in the scene where bob is fighting the void, John literally says “get up, bobby” or something

And I do not get why they didn't put Valentina in jail, so can someone please explain btw????

(correct me if I'm wrong please)

[batmans-archnemesis]

i’m tired of the smut bring back thor’s poptart addiction and clint being in the vents all the time

[mariamarioo]

I miss loki

[mariamarioo]

Watching Thunderbolts for the third time instead of going to therapy

[lemoniceteee]

Me after leaving the house cus i made plans when i was feeling optimistic

[mariamarioo]

Genuinely asking, is fantastic four good enough to fight my anxiety and go see it alone cause no one wants to go with me???

[mariamarioo]

Need kate and bob to meet so bad

[wafflesrisa]

Superman (2025) just showed a billionaire-funded genocidal made up country A invading a made up country B and there’s immediately a bunch of MAGA people shouting that it’s an inappropriate commentary on Israel and Palestine

Like. Way to call themselves out

It’s like when someone shouts “ASSHOLE!” in a packed corridor and some asshole immediately snaps around and says “You talking to me?” Well I wasn’t specifically, but it’s very kind of you to self-identify as Asshole

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: We're a family! Families talk about things!

Yelena: No. Families ignore things until they go away.

[kassy-djomunson]

please and thank you.