Doctastination

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[brainless-out-deactivated201812]

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

[systlin]

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

[deadindeathvalley]

For those of you who aren’t going to vote in the 2020 election because Bernie or whoever didn’t win primaries.

[cryptid-corpse]

Voted most likely to have been given a lobotomy in the 1940s

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

[prokopetz]

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

[prokopetz]

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

[theycantalk]

prudence

[mind-of-mima]

Microsoft E3 2019 Cyberpunk 2077 Presentation

[firebreathingeli]

Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials

You won’t regret it I promise

[fandomsandfeminism]

……wow

[williamhmasqets]

omg

[sp00ky-teacup]

OMG?

[shadamy22]

@thisismouseface

[shi1498912]

wtf?!

[tredlocity]

Emmy Cicierega’s Ariel vs Neil Cicierega’s Ariel

[charlesoberonn]

These two creators were siblings the whole time and none of you thought to tell me?

[from-mars-to-venus]

I read this guy’s thesis floating around on the web once that actually stated that the Cicierega family has basically singlehandedly shaped internet culture and are alone some of the most important figures in pop culture but literally barely anyone actually knows who they are. It’s interesting stuff

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[magical-girl]

this is me

[deep-blue-supernova-blog]

anime can be saved now

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

anime’s redemption story

[hotboyproblems]

me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

[klausesdiego]

moodboard all of this happened in the course of 3 seconds

[atwotonedbird]

It just hit me this 3 seconds is him saying “you threw off my groove”

[delsinsfire]

Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077

[arirna]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[ahmallama-deactivated20240604]

this is like a group chat

[garrus-vakkarian]

what if texas just like……. kept going

[garrus-vakkarian]

Now Presenting: Texas Plus

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[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]