"Don’t worry too much, every baby is different."
"I hope so! This one's looking like it's gonna be a pain.."
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@mariaxromanova
"Don’t worry too much, every baby is different."
"I hope so! This one's looking like it's gonna be a pain.."
I'm starting to get a lil bit uncomfortable now. When do I get to feel the baby kick? That'll make it more bearable.
Now that I am speaking about one, I am going to have to go purchase me one… or one dozen.Â
A dozen sounds about right, maybe a bit more. Just stock up for the rest of the week.
"Normal people scare me… So thank you works."
Right.. Well then thank you. Glad I suit your tastes.
Maria would love a Zayn Malik fc, she needs her partner!
Just a small bump.
What’s your full name?
Maria Natasha Romanova, it's a mouthful I know.
Do you know the gender of your child? If so, what is he/she?
No! But I'm so excited to find out. I'm secretly hoping for a baby boy..
Have you picked out any names? If so, what are they?
I've always liked the name Noah for a boy, so hopefully my partner agrees but I am willing to wrestle for it.
Is your partner going to be there when you give birth?Â
Hopefully! I'd love for him to be there because I'm kinda freaking out about it honestly.. I'm so scared it'll go wrong and I need him there with me.
How did you find out you were having a child/pregnant?
I'd felt sick all day while I was in class, I thought it was just a bug but then one of my friends made a joke that I could be pregnant and I freaked out and took a test to be sure. That's how I found out.
Did you tell people right away?
God no! I still don't think anyone knows but my parents unless they've spread the gossip around town after they kicked me out but I doubt it.. They probably don't want anyone to know about me.
Who was the first person you told and why?
My partner, of course. It took a couple days though, I was scared about what he'd say when he found out. I'm still not sure if he's a 100% okay with it all.
Are you open to strangers touching your belly?
Honestly.. No. I'd rather anyone I didn't know stay at a reasonable distance from the baby.
Did you plan on having a child?
No.. Never. I thought it'd be years before I got pregnant.
Have you had children in the past?
Nope.
Are you happy to be having this child?
I guess so, I'm really scared but I kinda excited?
What is your plan after child birth?
There's no plan.. Just to try my best at being a good mother.
Are you happy right now?
I'm happy enough.
Are you craving right now? If so, what are you craving?Â
Always! Right now I'm obsessed with banana milkshakes and party ring biscuits.
Do you speak to your parents? If so, what do they think? Do they know?
No. My parents disowned me as soon as I plucked up the courage to tell them and I think that tells you everything you need to know about what they thought.
Do you have a large family?
Not really.. It was always just me and my parents.
Do you have any siblings? If so, how many?
No, I was an only child.
Describe yourself in six words.
Oh god.. Well nervous, shy, clumsy, kind, reckless and sometimes spontaneous.Â
How would your best friend describe you?
Probably stupid. I haven't spoken to my friends since I left home, they think I'm just some slut now..
Is there a difference between how you describe yourself and how they describe you?
Not really, I'd agree with them too. I am pretty stupid.
What are your favorite hobbies?
I love to draw, I've been into art ever since I was little and I'll always regret not going to art school and resent my parents for not letting me. I'm also into fashion which goes hand in hand with art I think, sometimes I sing but only when I'm alone.
What do you do when you aren’t with your partner?
Mostly read up on baby books and try out new recipes. I'm an awful cook so I really need to up my game!
Do you enjoy documentaries? Why or why not?
If they're on animals then absolutely! Otherwise I do get kinda bored.
Do you read any pregnancy books/articles/etc?
As many as I can get my hands on and afford!
Where is your favorite place to be?
There's a little tree house that I made with my partner when we were kids, it's in a little forest on the outskirts of my dad's land and it's just hidden in the trees. It's just really peaceful there and there's some good memories there that I like to be reminded of. I miss it.
Do you prefer being alone or being with others?
Mostly alone, but there are some times where I feel a bit lonely honestly.
Do you consider your childhood good or bad? Why?
I had a great childhood actually. I had everything I needed and I was always happy and looked after, I was a bit lonely sometimes though. I always kinda wanted a little brother or sister to play with since my parents were busy a lot.
If you were to change your name, what would you change it to?
Probably to Bambi, it's been my nickname since I was very young and it's just always stuck. But I do like my name. Even if it is a bit plain.
Top 3 baby girl names?
Oh gosh, I have so many! Probably Delilah, Darcy and Luna.
Top 3 baby boy names?
This is even harder! I've always loved Noah, Freddy is a cute name and Ezra.
Are you thinking about naming your child after someone special? If so, who is it and why?
Not really..
Do you sleep a lot?
No, I wish I did though. I get night mares a lot and it makes it hard to sleep. I'm hoping they'll stop once the babies arrived.
Do you get car sick?
No!
Are you easily-angered?
Not really, I've never had a temper and I'm quite calm I think? You'll have to ask my partner!
What’s your occupation?
I don't have one, I was a student studying politics at university before I got pregnant though. I'd probably have gone into law or something..
Lastly, do you love yourself?
Do I love myself? Oh I don't know about that..
Thanks so much! I know, I’ve already bought so much, it’s unreal. Awh I’m sure he will be, just talk him around with all the stories of woe - buying clothes in the wrong colours or painting a nursery the wrong shade and having to do it all over again when the baby comes! He’ll soon want to find out along with you!
I'm jealous, I'm so excited to start buying them clothes! That's actually a really good idea, I'll have to remember that. Maybe I'll play the 'but I'm the mother!' card and see how far that gets me.
Hey, as long as you’ve got the cake, I’m happy.
I definitely do! Help yourself.
"Yeah, maybe."
I don't know whether to say thank you or be offended?
"Definitely, like Sushi."
Ew! That would be a horrible nickname to have!
I love banana milkshakes!
Me too! I'm actually obsessed with them at the moment.
Gosh, a good milkshake would sound wonderful right now.Â
God.. I'd do anything for a banana shake now you've said that.
My everything hurts.
Just lay on your back with a pillow beneath? And a hot water bottle?
I really just want some coffee. And, maybe some cake too.
I can get you some cake, I don't drink caffeine though so you won't find any here sorry.
"Everyone’s a little fucked up."
Is that a nicer way of you saying I'm weird?