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stuff i like gets reblogged here

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[hollowwish]

After a certain point Maomao is so funny to me. "I shouldn't do xyz it might piss someone off and get me killed" girl the emperor likes you. His wives like you; you give them explicit porn and save their babies. His mom likes you. They let you practice medicine illegally. His secret son wants you down crazy. You could kill a bitch and they'd probably cover it up

[thememedaddy]

[peony-pearl]

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

[peony-pearl]

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

BORN TO IGNORE NOTIFICATIONS MEMORY IS A FUCK ショートメール Forget them all 2025 I am didn't reply man 454 157 892 348 UNREAD MESSAGES

[disgustinggf]

[beif0ngs]

sneak peek of Perona in One Piece Heroines

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[lakemojave]

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[chryza]

Im so obsessed with how the Arcadion announcer is responsive to the party’s performance. It’s a small detail but there’s something SO funny about doing your rotation mindlessly hacking away at the boss and you hear something behind you and the announcer goes YOUR TEAMMATE DIED YOUR FUCKING TEAMMATE IS ON THE F L O O R.

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[tragicburnout]

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

[sforzarto]

These are your mother's flowers, aren't they?

Warden Cousland tarot card comm for the ever-wonderful @dancing--lights - thank you so much again <3

[juniepuppie]

who the fuck is emailing me

[glysreia]