Tumblethoughts

I'm a person, probably.

[bisexualwario]

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

[itacake]

do it for him

[somestraightartist]

*reblogs this 400 times*

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

[emery-art-dump-thing]

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

[sandandglass]

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt s02e09

[stability]

[badass-britney]

[riley-friar]

[cuttyspot]

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[milkymilkycakeycake]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

this is literally everyone on tumblr

[buzzfeed]

🔥

[buzzfeed]

gary pls

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

this gorilla is shady as hell. You know she’s a scorpio

[gaystation-4]

she just called her a fake ass hoe

[marieeeeeeeeeeeeep-blog]

I think koko is calling out donald trump

[loveremains4eva-deactivated2017]

[iv-fischer]

someone please explain to me what the fuck i just witnessed

[trapcard]

[blackmamba112-deactivated201505]

[agrande-news]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

gaga in the olympics

[weloveshortvideos]

Bruh they some power rangers

[bisexualwario]

ON CONCRETE

[ru-debega]

HOW THE FUCK

[bechnokid]

Based on this adorable post. I’m pretty sure this has been done before, but hey, I had fun drawing out this comic!

[projectormom]

okay but in order to do this in one motion like that she would have had to drop the tray, put the mitts on, and catch it out of the air. this isn’t a criticism that’s the most 10000% Garnet Thing To Do i’ve ever heard